an eye; and that at last they have routed out an old General Blighe from the horse armoury in Ireland, who is to undertake the codicil to the expedition.  Moreover, you know that Prince Edward is bound ’prentice to Mr. Howe.(913) All this you have heard; yet, like my cousin the Chronicle, I repeat what has been printed in every newspaper of the week, and then finish with one paragraph of spick and span.  Alack! my postscript is not very fortunate:  a convoy of twelve thousand men, etc. was going to the King of’ Prussia, was attacked unexpectedly by five thousand Austrians, and cut entirely to pieces; provisions, ammunition, etc. all taken.  The King instantly raised the siege, and retreated with so much precipitation, that he was forced to nail up sixty pieces of cannon.  I conclude the next we hear of him will be a great victory-. if he sets over night in a defeat, he always rises next morning in a triumph—­at least, we that have nothing to do but expect and admire, shall be extremely disappointed if he does not.  Besides, he is three months debtor to Fame.

The only private history of any freshness is, my Lady Dalkeith’s christening; the child had three godfathers:  and I will tell you why:  they had thought of the Duke of Newcastle, my Lord and George Townshend:  but of two Townshends and his grace, God could not take the word of any two of them, so all three were forced to be bound.

I draw this comfort from the King of Prussia’s defeat, that it may prevent the folly of another expedition:  I don’t know how or why, but no reason is a very good one against a thing that has no reason in it.  Eleven hundred men are ill from the last enterprise.  Perhaps Don William Quixote(914) and Admiral Amadis(915) may determine to send them to the Danube:  for, as no information ever precedes their resolutions, and no impossibilities ever deter them, I don’t see why the Only thing worthy their consideration should not be, how glorious and advantageous an exploit it would be, if it could be performed.  Why did Bishop Wilkins try to fly?  Not that he thought it practicable, but because it would be very convenient.  As he did not happen to be a particular favourite of the city of London, he was laughed at:  they prepossessed in his favour, and he would have received twenty gold boxes, though twenty people had broken their neck off St. Paul’s with trying the experiment.

I have heard a whisper, that you do not go into Yorkshire this summer.  Is it true?  It is fixed that I go to Ragley(916) on the 13th of next month; I trust you do so too. have you had such deluges for three weeks well counted, as we have?  If I had not cut one of my perroquet’s wings, and there were an olive-tree in the country, I would send to know where there is a foot of dry land.

You have heard, I suppose,—­if not, be it known to you,—­that Mr. Keppel, the canon of Windsor, espouses my niece Laura; yes, Laura.(917) I rejoice much; so I receive your compliments upon if, lest you as it sometimes happens, forget to make them.  Adieu!