Complete Project Gutenberg Works of George Meredith eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 10,116 pages of information about Complete Project Gutenberg Works of George Meredith.

Complete Project Gutenberg Works of George Meredith eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 10,116 pages of information about Complete Project Gutenberg Works of George Meredith.

And he cried, ’O King of the age, the barber is abased, trodden underfoot, given over to the sneers and the gibes of them that flatter the powerful ones; he is as the winter worm, as the crocodile in the slime of his sleep by the bank, as the sick eagle before moulting.  But I say, O King, that he will come forth like the serpent in a new skin, shaming the old one; he slept a caterpillar, and will come forth a butterfly; he sank a star, and lo! he riseth a constellation.’

Now, while he was speaking in the fervour of his soul, the King said something to one of the court officers surrounding him, and there was brought to the King a basin, a soap-bowl, and barber’s tackle.  When Shibli Bagarag saw these, the uses of the barber rushed upon his mind, and desire to sway the tackle pushed him forward and agitated him, so that he could not keep his hands from them.

Then the King exclaimed, ’It is as I thought.  Our passions betray themselves, and our habits; so is it written.  By Allah!  I swear thou art thyself none other than a barber, O youth.’

Shibli Bagwrag was nigh fainting with terror at this discovery of the King, but the hawk said in his ear, ‘Proclaim speech in the tackle.’  So he proclaimed speech in the tackle; and the King smiled doubtfully, and said, ‘If this be a cheat, Shiraz will not see thy face more.’

Then the hawk whispered in his ear, ’Drop on the tackle secretly a drop from the phial.’  This he did, spreading his garments, and commanded the tackle to speak.  And the tackle spake, each portion of it, confusedly as the noise of Babel.  So the King marvelled greatly, and said, ’’Tis a greater wonder than the talking hawk, the talking tackle.  Wullahy! it ennobleth barbercraft!  Yet it were well to comprehend the saying of the tackle.’

Then the hawk flew to the tackle and fluttered about it, and lo! the blade and the brush stood up and said in a shrill tone, ’It is ordained that Shagpat shall be shaved, and that Shibli Bagarag shall shave him.’

The King bit the forefinger of amazement, and said, ’What then ensueth, O talking tackle?’

And the brush and the blade stood up, and said in a shrill tone, ’Honour to Shibli Bagarag and barbers!  Shame unto Shagpat and his fellows!’

Upon that, the King cried, ’Enough, O talking tackle; I will forestall the coming thing.  I will be shaved! wullahy, that will I!’

Then the hawk whispered to Shibli Bagarag, ‘Forward and shear him!’ So he stepped forth and seized the tackle, and addressed himself keenly to the shaving of the King of Oolb, lathering him and performing his task with perfect skill.  And the courtiers crowded to follow the example of the King, and Shibli Bagarag shaved them, all of them.  Now, when they were shaved, fear smote them, the fear of ridicule, and each laughed at the change that was in the other; but the King cried, ’See that order is issued for the people of Oolb to be as we before to-morrow’s sun.  So is laughter taken in reverse.’  And the King said aside to Shibli Bagarag, ‘Say now, what may be thy price for yonder hawk?’

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