The major and the minor potentate,
Creative of their various ape; —
The tiptoe mortals triumphing to write
Upon a perishable page
An inch above their fellows’ height; —
The criers of foregone wisdom, who impose
Its slough on live conditions, much for the greed
Of our first hungry figure wide agape; —
Call up thy hounds of laughter to their run.
These, that would have men still of men be foes,
Eternal fox to prowl and pike to feed;
Would keep our life the whirly pool
Of turbid stuff dishonouring History;
The herd the drover’s herd, the fool the fool,
Ourself our slavish self’s infernal sun:
These are the children of the heart untaught
By thy quick founts to beat abroad, by thee
Untamed to tone its passions under thought,
The rich humaneness reading in thy fun.
Of them a world of coltish heels for school
We have; a world with driving wrecks bestrewn.
’Tis written of
the Gods of human mould,
Those Nectar Gods, of
glorious stature hewn
To quicken hymns, that
they did hear, incensed,
Satiric comments overbold,
From one whose part
was by decree
The jester’s;
but they boiled to feel him bite.
Better for them had
they with Reason fenced
Or smiled corrected!
They in the great Gods’ might
Their prober crushed,
as fingers flea.
Crumbled Olympus when
the sovereign sire
His fatal kick to Momus
gave, albeit
Men could behold the
sacred Mount aspire,
The Satirist pass by
on limping feet.
Those Gods who saw the
ejected laugh alight
Below had then their
last of airy glee;
They in the cup sought
Laughter’s drowned sprite,
Fed to dire fatness
off uncurbed conceit.
Eyes under saw them
waddle on their Mount,
And drew them down;
to flattest earth they rolled.
This know we veritable.
O Sage of Mirth!
Can it be true, the
story men recount
Of the fall’n
plight of the great Gods on earth?
How they being deathless,
though of human mould,
With human cravings,
undecaying frames,
Must labour for subsistence;
are a band
Whom a loose-cheeked,
wide-lipped gay cripple leads
At haunts of holiday
on summer sand:
And lightly he will
hint to one that heeds
Names in pained designation
of them, names
Ensphered on blue skies
and on black, which twirl
Our hearing madly from
our seeing dazed,
Add Bacchus unto both;
and he entreats
(His baby dimples in
maternal chaps
Running wild labyrinths
of line and curl)
Compassion for his masterful
Trombone,
Whose thunder is the
brass of how he blazed
Of old: for him
of the mountain-muscle feats,


