Evan Harrington — Complete eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 675 pages of information about Evan Harrington — Complete.

Evan Harrington — Complete eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 675 pages of information about Evan Harrington — Complete.
That’s heraldry!  Well, that wasn’t bad sparring of Mel’s.  But, bless you! he was never taken aback, and the gentlefolks was glad enough to get him to sit down amongst ’em.  So, says Mr. George, ’I know you’re a fire-eater, Marquis,’ and his dander was up, for he began marquising Mel, and doing the mock polite at such a rate, that, by-and-by, one of the ladies who didn’t know Mel called him ‘my lord’ and ‘his lordship.’  “And,” says Mel, “I merely bowed to her, and took no notice.”  So that passed off:  and there sits Mel telling his anecdotes, as grand as a king.  And, by and-by, young Mr. George, who hadn’t forgiven Mel, and had been pulling at the bottle pretty well, he sings out, “It ’s Michaelmas! the death of the goose! and I should like to drink the Marquis’s health!” and he drank it solemn.  But, as far as I can make out, the women part of the company was a little in the dark.  So Mel waited till there was a sort of a pause, and then speaks rather loud to the Admiral, “By the way, Sir Jackson, may I ask you, has the title of Marquis anything to do with tailoring?” Now Mel was a great favourite with the Admiral, and with his lady, too, they say—­and the Admiral played into his hands, you see, and, says he, “I ’m not aware that it has, Mr. Harrington.”  And he begged for to know why he asked the question—­called him, “Mister,” you understand.  So Mel said, and I can see him now, right out from his chest he spoke, with his head up “When I was a younger man, I had the good taste to be fond of good society, and the bad taste to wish to appear different from what I was in it”:  that’s Mel speaking; everybody was listening; so he goes on:  “I was in the habit of going to Bath in the season, and consorting with the gentlemen I met there on terms of equality; and for some reason that I am quite guiltless of,” says Mel, “the hotel people gave out that I was a Marquis in disguise; and, upon my honour, ladies and gentlemen—­I was young then, and a fool—­I could not help imagining I looked the thing.  At all events, I took upon myself to act the part, and with some success, and considerable gratification; for, in my opinion,” says Mel, “no real Marquis ever enjoyed his title so much as I did.  One day I was in my shop—­No. 193, Main Street, Lymport—­and a gentleman came in to order his outfit.  I received his directions, when suddenly he started back, stared at me, and exclaimed: 

’My dear Marquis!  I trust you will pardon me for having addressed you with so much familiarity.’  I recognized in him one of my Bath acquaintances.  That circumstance, ladies and gentlemen, has been a lesson to me.  Since that time I have never allowed a false impression with regard to my position to exist.  “I desire,” says Mel, smiling, “to have my exact measure taken everywhere; and if the Michaelmas bird is to be associated with me, I am sure I have no objection; all I can say is, that I cannot justify it by letters patent of nobility.”  That’s how Mel put it.  Do you think they thought worse of him?  I warrant you he came out of it in flying colours.  Gentlefolks like straight-forwardness in their inferiors—­that’s what they do.  Ah!’ said Kilne, meditatively, ’I see him now, walking across the street in the moonlight, after he ’d told me that.  A fine figure of a man! and there ain’t many Marquises to match him.’

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