The Love Affairs of a Bibliomaniac eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 136 pages of information about The Love Affairs of a Bibliomaniac.

The Love Affairs of a Bibliomaniac eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 136 pages of information about The Love Affairs of a Bibliomaniac.

As I entered the shop I heard the bookseller ask:  ``What books shall I send?’’

To this, with a very magnificent sweep of his arms indicating every point of the compass, Gladstone made answer:  ``Send me those!’’

With these words he left the place, and I stepped forward to claim a volume which had attracted my favorable attention several days previous.

``I beg your pardon, sir,’’ said the bookseller, politely, ``but that book is sold.’’

``Sold?’’ I cried.

``Yes, sir,’’ replied the bookseller, smiling with evident pride; ``Mr. Gladstone just bought it; I haven’t a book for sale—­Mr. Gladstone just bought them all!’’

The bookseller then proceeded to tell me that whenever Gladstone entered a bookshop he made a practice of buying everything in sight.  That magnificent, sweeping gesture of his comprehended everything—­theology, history, social science, folk-lore, medicine, travel, biography—­everything that came to his net was fish!

``This is the third time Mr. Gladstone has visited me,’’ said the bookseller, ``and this is the third time he has cleaned me out.’’

``This man is a good man,’’ says I to myself. ``So notable a lover of books surely cannot err.  The cause of home rule must be a just one after all.’’

From others intimately acquainted with him I learned that Gladstone was an omnivorous reader; that he ordered his books by the cart-load, and that his home in Hawarden literally overflowed with books.  He made a practice, I was told, of overhauling his library once in so often and of weeding out such volumes as he did not care to keep.  These discarded books were sent to the second-hand dealers, and it is said that the dealers not unfrequently took advantage of Gladstone by reselling him over and over again (and at advanced prices, too) the very lots of books he had culled out and rejected.

Every book-lover has his own way of buying; so there are as many ways of buying as there are purchasers.  However, Judge Methuen and I have agreed that all buyers may be classed in these following specified grand divisions: 

    The reckless buyer.

    The shrewd buyer.

    The timid buyer.

Of these three classes the third is least worthy of our consideration, although it includes very many lovers of books, and consequently very many friends of mine.  I have actually known men to hesitate, to ponder, to dodder for weeks, nay, months over the purchase of a book; not because they did not want it, nor because they deemed the price exorbitant, nor yet because they were not abundantly able to pay that price.  Their hesitancy was due to an innate, congenital lack of determination—­that same hideous curse of vacillation which is responsible for so much misery in human life.

I have made a study of these people, and I find that most of them are bachelors whose state of singleness is due to the fact that the same hesitancy which has deprived them of many a coveted volume has operated to their discomfiture in the matrimonial sphere.  While they deliberated, another bolder than they came along and walked off with the prize.

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