The professor grinned, locking his long lips.

—­Eh?  You bloody old Roman empire?  Myles Crawford said.

He took a cigarette from the open case.  Lenehan, lighting it for him with quick grace, said: 

—­Silence for my brandnew riddle!

—­Imperium ROMANUM, J. J. O’Molloy said gently.  It sounds nobler than
British or Brixton.  The word reminds one somehow of fat in the fire.

Myles Crawford blew his first puff violently towards the ceiling.

—­That’s it, he said.  We are the fat.  You and I are the fat in the fire. 
We haven’t got the chance of a snowball in hell.

    The grandeur that was Rome

—­Wait a moment, professor MacHugh said, raising two quiet claws.  We mustn’t be led away by words, by sounds of words.  We think of Rome, imperial, imperious, imperative.

He extended elocutionary arms from frayed stained shirtcuffs, pausing: 

—­What was their civilisation?  Vast, I allow:  but vile.  Cloacae:  sewers.  The Jews in the wilderness and on the mountaintop said:  It is meet to be here.  Let us build an altar to Jehovah.  The Roman, like the Englishman who follows in his footsteps, brought to every new shore on which he set his foot (on our shore he never set it) only his cloacal obsession.  He gazed about him in his toga and he said:  It is meet to be here.  Let us construct A watercloset.

—­Which they accordingly did do, Lenehan said.  Our old ancient ancestors, as we read in the first chapter of Guinness’s, were partial to the running stream.

—­They were nature’s gentlemen, J. J. O’Molloy murmured.  But we have also Roman law.

—­And Pontius Pilate is its prophet, professor MacHugh responded.

—­Do you know that story about chief baron Palles?  J. J. O’Molloy asked.  It was at the royal university dinner.  Everything was going swimmingly ...

—­First my riddle, Lenehan said.  Are you ready?

Mr O’Madden Burke, tall in copious grey of Donegal tweed, came in from the hallway.  Stephen Dedalus, behind him, uncovered as he entered.

—­ENTREZ, MES enfants!  Lenehan cried.

—­I escort a suppliant, Mr O’Madden Burke said melodiously.  Youth led by
Experience visits Notoriety.

—­How do you do? the editor said, holding out a hand.  Come in.  Your governor is just gone.

    ? ? ?

Lenehan said to all: 

—­Silence!  What opera resembles a railwayline?  Reflect, ponder, excogitate, reply.

Stephen handed over the typed sheets, pointing to the title and signature.

—­Who? the editor asked.

Bit torn off.

—­Mr Garrett Deasy, Stephen said.