links and rifle ranges, an asphalted esplanade with
casinos, booths, shooting galleries, hotels, boardinghouses,
readingrooms, establishments for mixed bathing.
A scheme for the use of dogvans and goatvans for the
delivery of early morning milk. A scheme for
the development of Irish tourist traffic in and around
Dublin by means of petrolpropelled riverboats, plying
in the fluvial fairway between Island bridge and Ringsend,
charabancs, narrow gauge local railways, and pleasure
steamers for coastwise navigation (10/- per person
per day, guide (trilingual) included). A scheme
for the repristination of passenger and goods traffics
over Irish waterways, when freed from weedbeds.
A scheme to connect by tramline the Cattle Market
(North Circular road and Prussia street) with the quays
(Sheriff street, lower, and East Wall), parallel with
the Link line railway laid (in conjunction with the
Great Southern and Western railway line) between the
cattle park, Liffey junction, and terminus of Midland
Great Western Railway 43 to 45 North Wall, in proximity
to the terminal stations or Dublin branches of Great
Central Railway, Midland Railway of England, City
of Dublin Steam Packet Company, Lancashire and Yorkshire
Railway Company, Dublin and Glasgow Steam Packet Company,
Glasgow, Dublin and Londonderry Steam Packet Company
(Laird line), British and Irish Steam Packet Company,
Dublin and Morecambe Steamers, London and North Western
Railway Company, Dublin Port and Docks Board Landing
Sheds and transit sheds of Palgrave, Murphy and Company,
steamship owners, agents for steamers from Mediterranean,
Spain, Portugal, France, Belgium and Holland and for
Liverpool Underwriters’ Association, the cost
of acquired rolling stock for animal transport and
of additional mileage operated by the Dublin United
Tramways Company, limited, to be covered by graziers’
fees.
Positing what protasis would the contraction for such
several schemes become a natural and necessary apodosis?
Given a guarantee equal to the sum sought, the support,
by deed of gift and transfer vouchers during donor’s
lifetime or by bequest after donor’s painless
extinction, of eminent financiers (Blum Pasha, Rothschild
Guggenheim, Hirsch, Montefiore, Morgan, Rockefeller)
possessing fortunes in 6 figures, amassed during a
successful life, and joining capital with opportunity
the thing required was done.
What eventuality would render him independent of such
wealth?
The independent discovery of a goldseam of inexhaustible
ore.
For what reason did he meditate on schemes so difficult
of realisation?
It was one of his axioms that similar meditations
or the automatic relation to himself of a narrative
concerning himself or tranquil recollection of the
past when practised habitually before retiring for
the night alleviated fatigue and produced as a result
sound repose and renovated vitality.
His justifications?
As a physicist he had learned that of the 70 years
of complete human life at least 2/7, viz. 20
years are passed in sleep. As a philosopher he
knew that at the termination of any allotted life
only an infinitesimal part of any person’s desires
has been realised. As a physiologist he believed
in the artificial placation of malignant agencies chiefly
operative during somnolence.