promontories: its alluvial deposits: its
weight and volume and density: its imperturbability
in lagoons and highland tarns: its gradation
of colours in the torrid and temperate and frigid zones:
its vehicular ramifications in continental lakecontained
streams and confluent oceanflowing rivers with their
tributaries and transoceanic currents, gulfstream,
north and south equatorial courses: its violence
in seaquakes, waterspouts, Artesian wells, eruptions,
torrents, eddies, freshets, spates, groundswells,
watersheds, waterpartings, geysers, cataracts, whirlpools,
maelstroms, inundations, deluges, cloudbursts:
its vast circumterrestrial ahorizontal curve:
its secrecy in springs and latent humidity, revealed
by rhabdomantic or hygrometric instruments and exemplified
by the well by the hole in the wall at Ashtown gate,
saturation of air, distillation of dew: the simplicity
of its composition, two constituent parts of hydrogen
with one constituent part of oxygen: its healing
virtues: its buoyancy in the waters of the Dead
Sea: its persevering penetrativeness in runnels,
gullies, inadequate dams, leaks on shipboard:
its properties for cleansing, quenching thirst and
fire, nourishing vegetation: its infallibility
as paradigm and paragon: its metamorphoses as
vapour, mist, cloud, rain, sleet, snow, hail:
its strength in rigid hydrants: its variety of
forms in loughs and bays and gulfs and bights and
guts and lagoons and atolls and archipelagos and sounds
and fjords and minches and tidal estuaries and arms
of sea: its solidity in glaciers, icebergs, icefloes:
its docility in working hydraulic millwheels, turbines,
dynamos, electric power stations, bleachworks, tanneries,
scutchmills: its utility in canals, rivers, if
navigable, floating and graving docks: its potentiality
derivable from harnessed tides or watercourses falling
from level to level: its submarine fauna and
flora (anacoustic, photophobe), numerically, if not
literally, the inhabitants of the globe: its ubiquity
as constituting 90 percent of the human body:
the noxiousness of its effluvia in lacustrine marshes,
pestilential fens, faded flowerwater, stagnant pools
in the waning moon.
Having set the halffilled kettle on the now burning
coals, why did he return to the stillflowing tap?
To wash his soiled hands with a partially consumed
tablet of Barrington’s lemonflavoured soap,
to which paper still adhered, (bought thirteen hours
previously for fourpence and still unpaid for), in
fresh cold neverchanging everchanging water and dry
them, face and hands, in a long redbordered holland
cloth passed over a wooden revolving roller.
What reason did Stephen give for declining Bloom’s
offer?
That he was hydrophobe, hating partial contact by
immersion or total by submersion in cold water, (his
last bath having taken place in the month of October
of the preceding year), disliking the aqueous substances
of glass and crystal, distrusting aquacities of thought
and language.