disposition
in re the real and personal
estate of the late lamented Jacob Halliday, vintner,
deceased, versus Livingstone, an infant, of unsound
mind, and another. And to the solemn court of
Green street there came sir Frederick the Falconer.
And he sat him there about the hour of five o’clock
to administer the law of the brehons at the commission
for all that and those parts to be holden in and for
the county of the city of Dublin. And there sat
with him the high sinhedrim of the twelve tribes of
Iar, for every tribe one man, of the tribe of Patrick
and of the tribe of Hugh and of the tribe of Owen and
of the tribe of Conn and of the tribe of Oscar and
of the tribe of Fergus and of the tribe of Finn and
of the tribe of Dermot and of the tribe of Cormac
and of the tribe of Kevin and of the tribe of Caolte
and of the tribe of Ossian, there being in all twelve
good men and true. And he conjured them by Him
who died on rood that they should well and truly try
and true deliverance make in the issue joined between
their sovereign lord the king and the prisoner at
the bar and true verdict give according to the evidence
so help them God and kiss the book. And they
rose in their seats, those twelve of Iar, and they
swore by the name of Him Who is from everlasting that
they would do His rightwiseness. And straightway
the minions of the law led forth from their donjon
keep one whom the sleuthhounds of justice had apprehended
in consequence of information received. And they
shackled him hand and foot and would take of him ne
bail ne mainprise but preferred a charge against him
for he was a malefactor.
—Those are nice things, says the citizen,
coming over here to Ireland filling the country with
bugs.
So Bloom lets on he heard nothing and he starts talking
with Joe, telling him he needn’t trouble about
that little matter till the first but if he would
just say a word to Mr Crawford. And so Joe swore
high and holy by this and by that he’d do the
devil and all.
—Because, you see, says Bloom, for an advertisement
you must have repetition. That’s the whole
secret.
—Rely on me, says Joe.
—Swindling the peasants, says the citizen,
and the poor of Ireland. We want no more strangers
in our house.
—O, I’m sure that will be all right,
Hynes, says Bloom. It’s just that Keyes,
you see.
—Consider that done, says Joe.
—Very kind of you, says Bloom.
—The strangers, says the citizen.
Our own fault. We let them come in. We brought
them in. The adulteress and her paramour brought
the Saxon robbers here.
—Decree Nisi, says J. J.
And Bloom letting on to be awfully deeply interested
in nothing, a spider’s web in the corner behind
the barrel, and the citizen scowling after him and
the old dog at his feet looking up to know who to bite
and when.
—A dishonoured wife, says the citizen,
that’s what’s the cause of all our misfortunes.