rapid succession a flock of sheep which had been provided
by the admirers of his fell but necessary office.
On a handsome mahogany table near him were neatly arranged
the quartering knife, the various finely tempered
disembowelling appliances (specially supplied by the
worldfamous firm of cutlers, Messrs John Round and
Sons, Sheffield), a terra cotta saucepan for the reception
of the duodenum, colon, blind intestine and appendix
etc when successfully extracted and two commodious
milkjugs destined to receive the most precious blood
of the most precious victim. The housesteward
of the amalgamated cats’ and dogs’ home
was in attendance to convey these vessels when replenished
to that beneficent institution. Quite an excellent
repast consisting of rashers and eggs, fried steak
and onions, done to a nicety, delicious hot breakfast
rolls and invigorating tea had been considerately
provided by the authorities for the consumption of
the central figure of the tragedy who was in capital
spirits when prepared for death and evinced the keenest
interest in the proceedings from beginning to end
but he, with an abnegation rare in these our times,
rose nobly to the occasion and expressed the dying
wish (immediately acceded to) that the meal should
be divided in aliquot parts among the members of the
sick and indigent roomkeepers’ association as
a token of his regard and esteem. The NEC and
non plus ultra of emotion were reached
when the blushing bride elect burst her way through
the serried ranks of the bystanders and flung herself
upon the muscular bosom of him who was about to be
launched into eternity for her sake. The hero
folded her willowy form in a loving embrace murmuring
fondly Sheila, my own. Encouraged
by this use of her christian name she kissed passionately
all the various suitable areas of his person which
the decencies of prison garb permitted her ardour
to reach. She swore to him as they mingled the
salt streams of their tears that she would ever cherish
his memory, that she would never forget her hero boy
who went to his death with a song on his lips as if
he were but going to a hurling match in Clonturk park.
She brought back to his recollection the happy days
of blissful childhood together on the banks of Anna
Liffey when they had indulged in the innocent pastimes
of the young and, oblivious of the dreadful present,
they both laughed heartily, all the spectators, including
the venerable pastor, joining in the general merriment.
That monster audience simply rocked with delight.
But anon they were overcome with grief and clasped
their hands for the last time. A fresh torrent
of tears burst from their lachrymal ducts and the
vast concourse of people, touched to the inmost core,
broke into heartrending sobs, not the least affected
being the aged prebendary himself. Big strong
men, officers of the peace and genial giants of the
royal Irish constabulary, were making frank use of
their handkerchiefs and it is safe to say that there


