—­True men like you men.

—­Ay, ay, Ben.

—­Will lift your glass with us.

They lifted.

Tschink.  Tschunk.

Tip.  An unseeing stripling stood in the door.  He saw not bronze.  He saw not gold.  Nor Ben nor Bob nor Tom nor Si nor George nor tanks nor Richie nor Pat.  Hee hee hee hee.  He did not see.

Seabloom, greaseabloom viewed last words.  Softly.  When my country
takes her place among.

Prrprr.

Must be the bur.

Fff!  Oo.  Rrpr.

Nations of the earth.  No-one behind.  She’s passed.  Then and not till then.  Tram kran kran kran.  Good oppor.  Coming.  Krandlkrankran.  I’m sure it’s the burgund.  Yes.  One, two.  Let my epitaph be.  Kraaaaaa.  Written.  I have.

Pprrpffrrppffff.

Done.

* * * * * * *

I was just passing the time of day with old Troy of the D. M. P. at the corner of Arbour hill there and be damned but a bloody sweep came along and he near drove his gear into my eye.  I turned around to let him have the weight of my tongue when who should I see dodging along Stony Batter only Joe Hynes.

—­Lo, Joe, says I. How are you blowing?  Did you see that bloody chimneysweep near shove my eye out with his brush?

—­Soot’s luck, says Joe.  Who’s the old ballocks you were talking to?

—­Old Troy, says I, was in the force.  I’m on two minds not to give that fellow in charge for obstructing the thoroughfare with his brooms and ladders.

—­What are you doing round those parts? says Joe.

—­Devil a much, says I. There’s a bloody big foxy thief beyond by the garrison church at the corner of Chicken lane—­old Troy was just giving me a wrinkle about him—­lifted any God’s quantity of tea and sugar to pay three bob a week said he had a farm in the county Down off a hop-of-my-thumb by the name of Moses Herzog over there near Heytesbury street.

—­Circumcised? says Joe.

—­Ay, says I. A bit off the top.  An old plumber named Geraghty.  I’m hanging on to his taw now for the past fortnight and I can’t get a penny out of him.

—­That the lay you’re on now? says Joe.

—­Ay, says I. How are the mighty fallen!  Collector of bad and doubtful debts.  But that’s the most notorious bloody robber you’d meet in a day’s walk and the face on him all pockmarks would hold a shower of rain.  Tell him, says he, I dare him, says he, and I doubledare him to send you round here again or if he does, says he, I’ll have him SUMMONSED up before the court, so I will, for trading without A licence.  And he after stuffing himself till he’s fit to burst.  Jesus, I had to laugh at the little jewy getting his shirt out.  He drink me my teas.  He eat me my sugars.  Because he no pay me my moneys?