The Romany Rye eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 596 pages of information about The Romany Rye.

The Romany Rye eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 596 pages of information about The Romany Rye.
confident that, in a little time, a grand gentleman of your appearance may have anything he asks for him, and found a fortune by his means.  Moreover, brother, I want to dispose of this fifty pounds in a safe manner.  If you don’t take it, I shall fool it away in no time, perhaps at card-playing, for you saw how I was cheated by those blackguard jockeys the other day—­we gyptians don’t know how to take care of money:  our best plan when we have got a handful of guineas is to make buttons with them; but I have plenty of golden buttons, and don’t wish to be troubled with more, so you can do me no greater favour than vesting the money in this speculation, by which my mind will be relieved of considerable care and trouble for some time at least.”

Perceiving that I still hesitated, he said, “Perhaps, brother, you think I did not come honestly by the money:  by the honestest manner in the world, for it is the money I earnt by fighting in the ring:  I did not steal it, brother, nor did I get it by disposing of spavined donkeys, or glandered ponies—­nor is it, brother, the profits of my wife’s witchcraft and dukkerin.”

“But,” said I, “you had better employ it in your traffic.”  “I have plenty of money for my traffic, independent of this capital,” said Mr. Petulengro; “ay, brother, and enough besides to back the husband of my wife’s sister, Sylvester, against Slammocks of the Chong gav for twenty pounds, which I am thinking of doing.”

“But,” said I, “after all, the horse may have found another purchaser by this time.”  “Not he,” said Mr. Petulengro, “there is nobody in this neighbourhood to purchase a horse like that, unless it be your lordship—­so take the money, brother,” and he thrust the purse into my hand.  Allowing myself to be persuaded, I kept possession of the purse.  “Are you satisfied now?” said I.  “By no means, brother,” said Mr. Petulengro, “you will please to pay me the five shillings which you lost to me.”  “Why,” said I, “the fifty pounds which I found in my pocket were not mine, but put in by yourself.”  “That’s nothing to do with the matter, brother,” said Mr. Petulengro, “I betted you five shillings that you had fifty pounds in your pocket, which sum you had:  I did not say that they were your own, but merely that you had fifty pounds; you will therefore pay me, brother, or I shall not consider you an honourable man.”  Not wishing to have any dispute about such a matter, I took five shillings out of my under pocket, and gave them to him.  Mr. Petulengro took the money with great glee, observing—­ “These five shillings I will take to the public-house forthwith, and spend in drinking with four of my brethren, and doing so will give me an opportunity of telling the landlord that I have found a customer for his horse, and that you are the man.  It will be as well to secure the horse as soon as possible; for though the dook tells me that the horse is intended for you, I have now and then found that the dock is, like myself, somewhat given to lying.”

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