game rooster for him, as he promised, Marster told
him he was very sorry, but some rogue had done gone
and burnt some sulphur the week before in his henhouse,
and bagged that ’dentical rooster. Presently
Mr. Dunbar axed if Marster would let him have one of
the blue hen’s roosters, if he would catch the
rogue for him before midnight. Of course Marster
said he would. Mr. Dunbar (Marse Lennox’
pa), he was practicing law then, had a pot full of
smut on the bottom, turned upside down on the dining-room
flo’, and he and Marster went out to the hen-’ouse
and got a dominicker rooster and shoved him under
the pot. Then they rung the bell, and called every
darkey on the place into the dining-room, and made
us stand in a line. I was a little gal then,
only so high, but I followed my daddy in the house,
and I never shall disremember that night, ’cause
it broke up our home preachment. Mr. Dunbar made
a speech, and the upshot of it was, that every darkey
was to walk past the pot and rub his finger in the
smut; and he swore a solemn oath, that when the pusson
that stole that fine game rooster, touched the pot,
the dominicker rooster would crow. As Marster
called our names, we every one marched out and rubbed
the pot, and when all of us had tried, the rooster
hadn’t crowed. Mr. Dunbar said there was
some mistake somewhere, and he made us step up and
show hands, and make prints on his hankcher; and lo,
and behold! one darkey had not touched the pot; his
forefinger was clean; so Mr. Dunbar says, ’Luke,
here is your thief?’ and shore ’nuff,
it was our preacher, and he owned up. I never
forgot that trick, and from that day ’till now,
I have been more scared of a lie-yer, than I am of
a mad dog. They is the only perfession that the
Bible is agin, for you know they jawed our Lord hisself,
and he said, ‘Woe! woe! to you lie-yers.’
Now, Marse Alfred, if you have made up your mind you
are gwine to have that hankcher, it will be bound
to come; for if it was tied to a millstone and drapped
in the sea, you lie-yers would float it into court;
so Bedney, jest perduce what you found.”
“That is right, Dyce; I am glad your opinion
of my profession has forced you to such a sensible
conclusion. Come, Bedney, no balking now.”
Perplexed by Dyce’s tactics, Bedney stood irresolute,
with his half-filled pipe slipping from his fingers;
and he stared at his wife for a few seconds, hoping
that some cue would be furnished.
“Bedney, there’s no use in being cantankerous.
If you won’t perduce it, I will.”
Plunging her hand into the blue glass bowl, she pushed
aside the tobacco, and extracted a key; then crossed
the room, lifted the valance of the patriarchal bed,
and dragged out a small, old-fashioned hair trunk,
ornamented with stars and diamonds of brass tack heads.
Drawing it across the floor, she sat down near Mr.
Churchill, and bending over, unlocked and opened it.
After removing many articles of clothing, and sundry
heirlooms, she lifted from the bottom a bundle, which