The Judgment House eBook

Gilbert Parker
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 574 pages of information about The Judgment House.

The Judgment House eBook

Gilbert Parker
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 574 pages of information about The Judgment House.

As they passed, Krool turned towards the house, eyes showing like flames under the khaki trooper’s hat, which added fresh incongruity to the frock-coat and the huge top-boots.

The guard were now returning to their post at the door-way.

“What has happened?” she asked, with a gesture towards the departing Krool.

“A bit o’ lip to Colonel Stafford, ma’am,” answered one of the guard.  “He’s got a tongue like a tanner’s vat, that goozer.  Wants a lump o’ lead in ’is baskit ’e does.”

“’E done a good turn at Hetmeyer’s Kopje,” added the Second.  “If it hadn’t been for ’im the S.A.’s would have had a new Colonel”—­he jerked his head towards the house, from which came the murmur of men’s voices talking earnestly.

“Whatever ’e done it for, it was slim, you can stake a tidy lot on that, ma’am,” interjected the First.  “He’s the bottom o’ the sink, this half-caste Boojer is.”

The Second continued:  “If I ’ad my way ’e’d be put in front at the next push-up, just where the mausers of his pals would get ’im.  ’E’s done a lot o’ bitin’ in ’is time—­let ’im bite the dust now, I sez.  I’m fair sick of treatin’ that lot as if they was square fighters.  Why, ’e’d fire on a nurse or an ambulanche, that tyke would.”

“There’s lots like him in yonder,” urged the First, as a hand was jerked forward towards the hills, “and we’re goin’ to get ’em this time—­goin’ to get ’em on the shovel.  Their schanses and their kranzes and their ant-bear dugouts ain’t goin’ to help them this mop-up.  We’re goin’ to get the tongue in the hole o’ the buckle this time.  It’s over the hills and far away, and the Come-in-Elizas won’t stop us.  When the howitzers with their nice little balls of lyddite physic get opening their bouquets to-morrow—­”

“Who says to-morrow?” demanded the Second.

“I says to-morrow.  I know.  I got ears, and ’im that ’as ears to ’ear let ’im ’ear—­that’s what the Scripture saith.  I was brought up on the off side of a vicarage.”

He laughed eagerly at his own joke, chuckling till his comrade followed up with a sharp challenge.

“I bet you never heard nothin’ but your own bleatin’s—­not about wot the next move is, and w’en it is.”

The First made quick retort.  “Then you lose your bet, for I ’eard Colonel Byng get ‘is orders larst night—­w’en you was sleepin’ at your post, Willy.  By to-morrow this time you’ll see the whole outfit at it.  You’ll see the little billows of white rolling over the hills—­that’s shrapnel.  You’ll hear the rippin’, zippin’, zimmin’ thing in the air wot makes you sick; for you don’t know who it’s goin’ to ’it.  That’s shells.  You’ll hear a thousand blankets being shook—­that’s mausers and others.  You’ll see regiments marching out o’ step, an’ every man on his own, which is not how we started this war, not much.  And where there’s a bit o’ rock, you say, ’Ere’s a friend, and you get behind it like a man.  And w’en there’s nothing to get behind, you get in front, and take your chances, and you get there—­right there, over the trenches, over the bloomin’ Amalakites, over the hills and far away, where they want the relief they’re goin’ to get, or I’m a pansy blossom.”

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