and gives to the friend he loves best the other arm
to hold after the same manner; which being. done,
they two, in the presence of all the assembly, despatch
him with their swords. After that, they roast
him, eat him amongst them, and send some chops to
their absent friends. They do not do this, as
some think, for nourishment, as the Scythians anciently
did, but as a representation of an extreme revenge;
as will appear by this: that having observed the
Portuguese, who were in league with their enemies,
to inflict another sort of death upon any of them
they took prisoners, which was to set them up to the
girdle in the earth, to shoot at the remaining part
till it was stuck full of arrows, and then to hang
them, they thought those people of the other world
(as being men who had sown the knowledge of a great
many vices amongst their neighbours, and who were
much greater masters in all sorts of mischief than
they) did not exercise this sort of revenge without
a meaning, and that it must needs be more painful than
theirs, they began to leave their old way, and to
follow this. I am not sorry that we should here
take notice of the barbarous horror of so cruel an
action, but that, seeing so clearly into their faults,
we should be so blind to our own. I conceive
there is more barbarity in eating a man alive, than
when he is dead; in tearing a body limb from limb by
racks and torments, that is yet in perfect sense;
in roasting it by degrees; in causing it to be bitten
and worried by dogs and swine (as we have not only
read, but lately seen, not amongst inveterate and mortal
enemies, but among neighbours and fellow-citizens,
and, which is worse, under colour of piety and religion),
than to roast and eat him after he is dead.
Chrysippus and Zeno, the two heads of the Stoic sect,
were of opinion that there was no hurt in making use
of our dead carcasses, in what way soever for our
necessity, and in feeding upon them too;—[Diogenes
Laertius, vii. 188.]—as our own ancestors,
who being besieged by Caesar in the city Alexia, resolved
to sustain the famine of the siege with the bodies
of their old men, women, and other persons who were
incapable of bearing arms.
“Vascones,
ut fama est, alimentis talibus usi
Produxere
animas.”
["’Tis said the Gascons
with such meats appeased their hunger.”
—Juvenal, Sat., xv. 93.]
And the physicians make no bones of employing it to
all sorts of use, either to apply it outwardly; or
to give it inwardly for the health of the patient.
But there never was any opinion so irregular, as to
excuse treachery, disloyalty, tyranny, and cruelty,
which are our familiar vices. We may then call
these people barbarous, in respect to the rules of
reason: but not in respect to ourselves, who in
all sorts of barbarity exceed them. Their wars
are throughout noble and generous, and carry as much
excuse and fair pretence, as that human malady is capable