myself feared, I had yet much rather make myself beloved:
there are so many sorts of defects in old age, so much
imbecility, and it is so liable to contempt, that the
best acquisition a man can make is the kindness and
affection of his own family; command and fear are
no longer his weapons. Such an one I have known
who, having been very imperious in his youth, when
he came to be old, though he might have lived at his
full ease, would ever strike, rant, swear, and curse:
the most violent householder in France: fretting
himself with unnecessary suspicion and vigilance.
And all this rumble and clutter but to make his family
cheat him the more; of his barn, his kitchen, cellar,
nay, and his very purse too, others had the greatest
use and share, whilst he keeps his keys in his pocket
much more carefully than his eyes. Whilst he
hugs himself with the pitiful frugality of a niggard
table, everything goes to rack and ruin in every corner
of his house, in play, drink, all sorts of profusion,
making sport in their junkets with his vain anger and
fruitless parsimony. Every one is a sentinel
against him, and if, by accident, any wretched fellow
that serves him is of another humour, and will not
join with the rest, he is presently rendered suspected
to him, a bait that old age very easily bites at of
itself. How often has this gentleman boasted
to me in how great awe he kept his family, and how
exact an obedience and reverence they paid him!
How clearly he saw into his own affairs!
“Ille solos
nescit omnia.”
["He
alone is ignorant of all that is passing.”
—Terence,
Adelph., iv. 2, 9.]
I do not know any one that can muster more parts,
both natural and acquired, proper to maintain dominion,
than he; yet he is fallen from it like a child.
For this reason it is that I have picked out him,
amongst several others that I know of the same humour,
for the greatest example. It were matter for
a question in the schools, whether he is better thus
or otherwise. In his presence, all submit to
and bow to him, and give so much way to his vanity
that nobody ever resists him; he has his fill of assents,
of seeming fear, submission, and respect. Does
he turn away a servant? he packs up his bundle, and
is gone; but ’tis no further than just out of
his sight: the steps of old age are so slow, the
senses so troubled, that he will live and do his old
office in the same house a year together without being
perceived.
And after a fit interval of time, letters are pretended
to come from a great way off; very humble, suppliant;
and full of promises of amendment, by virtue of which
he is again received into favour. Does Monsieur
make any bargain, or prepare any despatch that does
not please? ’tis suppressed, and causes afterwards
forged to excuse the want of execution in the one
or answer in the other. No letters being first
brought to him, he never sees any but those that shall
seem fit for his knowledge. If by accident they