to him and said, “Thou hast come betimes,”
and said he, “I have minced the meat and I desired
to work it up when I found that the hour was too early
and that no one was in the market. So I said
to myself, ‘Up with thee and go to Such-and-such
a woman’” “’Tis well,”
quoth she; but when they desired to make merry together,
of a sudden the door was knocked; so quoth he to her,
“Who is this?” and quoth she to him, “I
know not, but do thou hie and hide thee in yonder
closet.” He did her bidding, whereupon
she went forth and threw open the door when behold,
it was the Herbalist and she said to him, “This
is a time betimes.” Said he, “By
Allah, I was nighting in the garden and I have brought
these sweet-scented herbs, and as the hour was over-early
I said to myself, ’Go thou to Such-and-such
a woman and make merry, thou and she, for a wee.’”
So she let him in; but hardly had he settled himself
in his seat when suddenly the door was again rapped
and he asked her, “Who is this?” and she
answered, “I know not, but do thou hie and hide
thee in yonder closet.” So he went in and
found the Pieman there seated and said to him, “What
thing mayest thou be?"[FN#412] and said the other,
“I and thou are each like other.”
Meanwhile the woman had gone forth and opened the
door when behold, she was met by the Flesher whom she
led within and then said to him, “This is a
time betimes.” Quoth he, “By Allah,
I arose from sleep and slaughtered a ram[FN#413] and
prepared the flesh for selling when I found that the
hour was over-early and said I to myself, ’Take
thee a piece of mutton flesh and go thou in to a certain
person and enjoy yourselves, thou and she, until the
Bazar shall have opened.’” But hardly had
he taken seat when came a fourth knock at the door
and as he heard this he was wonderstruck; so she said
to him, “Fear not, but hie thee and hide thee
within yonder closet.” Accordingly he went
in and found the Pieman and the Herbalist there sitting
and he salam’d to the twain who returned his
salute; then he asked them, “What hath brought
you hither?” and they answered, “That
which brought us brought also thee.” He
took seat with them while the woman went and threw
open the door and behold, she was met by her friend
the Shaykh of the Pipers belonging to the Sultan, so
she brought him in and said to him, “Indeed thy
time is betimes.” Said he, “Wallahi,
I went forth my home intending to fare and prepare
the band[FN#414] in the Royal Palace when I found the
hour was over-early, so said I to myself, ’Hie
thee to a certain person and make ye merry, thou and
she, until the sun shall rise and thou art bound to
wend palace- wards.’” “’Tis
well,” quoth she and seated him and designed
to take seat beside him when behold, came a rap at
the door and he cried, “Who is that?” and
she replied, “Allah only is Omniscient, but haply
’tis my husband.” So he was startled
and afeard, and when she whispered to him, “Up
and enter yon closet,” he did her bidding and
found a facing him therein the Pieman and the Herbalist


