and eke thou, O my lady Look-at-me-and-thou-shalt-know-me.”
And they drove him to drink still more until he fell
to the ground without a vein swelling[FN#381] for
he had become drunken and dead drunk. When they
saw him in this condition they doffed his turband and
crowned him with a cap, and fringes projecting from
the peak,[FN#382] which they had brought with them;
then they arose and finding in his room a box full
of raiment and ready money, they rifled all that was
therein. Presently they donned their dresses
and, waiting until the door of the Wakalah was opened
after the call to the morning-prayer, they went their
ways and the Veiler vouchsafed them protection[FN#383]
and they left the Syrian man in his room strown as
a tried toper and unknowing what the women had done
with him of their wile and guile. Now when it
was the undurn-hour he awoke from his crapula and opening
his eyes, cried, “Ho my lady Never-sawest-thou-my-like!
and ho my lady Hast-thou-seen-aught-like-me! and ho
my lady Look-at-me-and-thou-shalt-know-me!”
But none returned to him any reply. Then he pulled
himself together and glanced carefully around but
his sight fell not upon anyone beside him, so he arose
and went to the box wherein he found never a single
thing. This restored him to his right senses
and he recovered from his drink and cried, “There
is no Majesty and there is no Might save in Allah,
the Glorious, the Great: this be a judgment they
have wrought forme.” Then he went forth
still wearing the tall fringed cap and knowing nothing
of himself and, when he had issued from his caravanserai,
he cried to everyone he met in the streets, “I
am seeking Hast-thou-seen-aught-like-me?” and
the men would reply, “No, I never sighted the
like of thee;” and to a second he would say,
“I am looking for one Never-sawest-thou-aught-like-me;”
and the other would answer, “Indeed, I never
beheld thy fellow;” then he would ask a third,
“Hast thou seen one Look-at-me-and-thou-shalt-know-me?”
and the questioned would answer, “Indeed, I
have looked at thee but I know thee not at all.”
And he ceased not wandering about, bonnet on head,
and everyone who met him by the way returned to him
the like replies until he came upon a party of folk
who were in front of a barber’s booth.[FN#384]
There he cried upon them also, “Ah! Hast-thou-seen-aught-like-me!
and Ah! Never-sawest-thou-my-like! and Ah!
Look-upon-me-and-thou-shalt-know-me!” Hereat,
understanding that he was touched in brain and this
was a judgment that had been wrought upon him, they
seized him and forced him into the barber’s
shop and bringing a mirror set it in his hands.
When he looked therein he found a fool’s cap
upon his head, so forthwith he tore it off and took
thought and said to those present, “Who of you
can guide me to those three women?” They said
to him, “O Syrian, march off with thyself to
thy own land for that the folk of Egypt can play with
the egg and the stone."[FN#385] So he arose without
stay and delay; then, taking what provaunt was sufficient


