Goldsmith's Friend Abroad Again eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 23 pages of information about Goldsmith's Friend Abroad Again.

Goldsmith's Friend Abroad Again eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 23 pages of information about Goldsmith's Friend Abroad Again.

Ours was a big general cell, it seemed, for the temporary accommodation of all comers whose crimes were trifling.  Among us they were two Americans, two “Greasers” (Mexicans), a Frenchman, a German, four Irishmen, a Chilenean (and, in the next cell, only separated from us by a grating, two women), all drunk, and all more or less noisy; and as night fell and advanced, they grew more and more discontented and disorderly, occasionally; shaking the prison bars and glaring through them at the slowly pacing officer, and cursing him with all their hearts.  The two women were nearly middle-aged, and they had only had enough liquor to stimulate instead of stupefy them.  Consequently they would fondle and kiss each other for some minutes, and then fall to fighting and keep it up till they were just two grotesque tangles of rags and blood and tumbled hair.  Then they would rest awhile and pant and swear.  While they were affectionate they always spoke of each other as “ladies,” but while they were fighting “strumpet” was the mildest name they could think of—­and they could only make that do by tacking some sounding profanity to it.  In their last fight, which was toward midnight, one of them bit off the other’s finger, and then the officer interfered and put the “Greaser” into the “dark cell” to answer for it because the woman that did it laid it on him, and the other woman did not deny it because, as she said afterward, she “wanted another crack at the huzzy when her finger quit hurting,” and so she did not want her removed.  By this time those two women had mutilated each other’s clothes to that extent that there was not sufficient left to cover their nakedness.  I found that one of these creatures had spent nine years in the county jail, and that the other one had spent about four or five years in the same place.  They had done it from choice.  As soon as they were discharged from captivity they would go straight and get drunk, and then steal some trifling thing while an officer was observing them.  That would entitle them to another two, months in jail, and there they would occupy clean, airy apartments, and have good food in plenty, and being at no expense at all, they, could make shirts for the clothiers at half a dollar apiece and thus keep themselves in smoking tobacco and such other luxuries as they wanted.  When the two months were up they would go just as straight as they could walk to Mother Leonard’s and get drunk; and from there to Kearney street and steal something; and thence to this city prison, and next day back to the old quarters in the county jail again.  One of them had really kept this up for nine years and the other four or five, and both said they meant to end their days in that prison. **—­[**The former of the two did.—­Ed. Men.]—­Finally, both these creatures fell upon me while I was dozing with my head against their grating, and battered me considerably, because they discovered that I was a Chinaman, and they said I was “a bloody interlopin’ loafer come from the devil’s own country to take the bread out of dacent people’s mouths and put down the wages for work whin it was all a Christian could do to kape body and sowl together as it was.”  “Loafer” means one who will not work. 
                                                       Ah Song hi.

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