Roughing It eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 603 pages of information about Roughing It.

Roughing It eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 603 pages of information about Roughing It.

“I can tell you a most laughable thing indeed, if you would like to listen to it.  Horace Greeley went over this road once.  When he was leaving Carson City he told the driver, Hank Monk, that he had an engagement to lecture in Placerville, and was very anxious to go through quick.  Hank Monk cracked his whip and started off at an awful pace.  The coach bounced up and down in such a terrific way that it jolted the buttons all off of Horace’s coat, and finally shot his head clean through the roof of the stage, and then he yelled at Hank Monk and begged him to go easier—­said he warn’t in as much of a hurry as he was awhile ago.  But Hank Monk said, ’Keep your seat, Horace, and I’ll get you there on time!’—­and you bet you bet you he did, too, what was left of him!”

Ten miles out of Ragtown we found a poor wanderer who had lain down to die.  He had walked as long as he could, but his limbs had failed him at last.  Hunger and fatigue had conquered him.  It would have been inhuman to leave him there.  We paid his fare to Carson and lifted him into the coach.  It was some little time before he showed any very decided signs of life; but by dint of chafing him and pouring brandy between his lips we finally brought him to a languid consciousness.  Then we fed him a little, and by and by he seemed to comprehend the situation and a grateful light softened his eye.  We made his mail-sack bed as comfortable as possible, and constructed a pillow for him with our coats.  He seemed very thankful.  Then he looked up in our faces, and said in a feeble voice that had a tremble of honest emotion in it: 

“Gentlemen, I know not who you are, but you have saved my life; and although I can never be able to repay you for it, I feel that I can at least make one hour of your long journey lighter.  I take it you are strangers to this great thorough fare, but I am entirely familiar with it.  In this connection I can tell you a most laughable thing indeed, if you would like to listen to it.  Horace Greeley——­”

I said, impressively: 

“Suffering stranger, proceed at your peril.  You see in me the melancholy wreck of a once stalwart and magnificent manhood.  What has brought me to this?  That thing which you are about to tell.  Gradually but surely, that tiresome old anecdote has sapped my strength, undermined my constitution, withered my life.  Pity my helplessness.  Spare me only just this once, and tell me about young George Washington and his little hatchet for a change.”

We were saved.  But not so the invalid.  In trying to retain the anecdote in his system he strained himself and died in our arms.

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