it was totally useless for my descent:  so I fell to work, and twisted me a rope of that chopped straw, as long and as well as I could make it.  This I fastened to one of the moon’s horns, and slid down to the end of it.  Here I held myself fast with the left hand, and with the hatchet in my right, I cut the long, now useless end of the upper part, which, when tied to the lower end, brought me a good deal lower:  this repeated splicing and tying of the rope did not improve its quality, or bring me down to the Sultan’s farm.  I was four or five miles from the earth at least when it broke; I fell to the ground with such amazing violence, that I found myself stunned, and in a hole nine fathoms deep at least, made by the weight of my body falling from so great a height:  I recovered, but knew not how to get out again; however, I dug slopes or steps with my finger-nails [the Baron’s nails were then of forty years’ growth], and easily accomplished it.

Peace was soon after concluded with the Turks, and gaining my liberty, I left St. Petersburg at the time of that singular revolution, when the emperor in his cradle, his mother, the Duke of Brunswick, her father, Field-Marshal Munich, and many others were sent to Siberia.  The winter was then so uncommonly severe all over Europe, that ever since the sun seems to be frost-bitten.  At my return to this place, I felt on the road greater inconveniences than those I had experienced on my setting out.

I travelled post, and finding myself in a narrow lane, bid the postillion give a signal with his horn, that other travellers might not meet us in the narrow passage.  He blew with all his might; but his endeavours were in vain, he could not make the horn sound, which was unaccountable, and rather unfortunate, for soon after we found ourselves in the presence of another coach coming the other way:  there was no proceeding; however, I got out of my carriage, and being pretty strong, placed it, wheels and all, upon my head:  I then jumped over a hedge about nine feet high (which, considering the weight of the coach, was rather difficult) into a field, and came out again by another jump into the road beyond the other carriage:  I then went back for the horses, and placing one upon my head, and the other under my left arm, by the same means brought them to my coach, put to, and proceeded to an inn at the end of our stage.  I should have told you that the horse under my arm was very spirited, and not above four years old; in making my second spring over the hedge, he expressed great dislike to that violent kind of motion by kicking and snorting; however, I confined his hind legs by putting them into my coat-pocket.  After we arrived at the inn my postillion and I refreshed ourselves:  he hung his horn on a peg near the kitchen fire; I sat on the other side.