Complete Original Short Stories of Guy De Maupassant eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 1,791 pages of information about Complete Original Short Stories of Guy De Maupassant.

Complete Original Short Stories of Guy De Maupassant eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 1,791 pages of information about Complete Original Short Stories of Guy De Maupassant.

“Here is one for you, Saint Anthony.  They came last night.  Don’t do anything foolish, above all things, for they talked of shooting and burning everything if there is the slightest unpleasantness, I have given you warning.  Give him something to eat; he looks like a good fellow.  Good-day.  I am going to call on the rest.  There are enough for all.”  And he went out.

Father Anthony, who had turned pale, looked at the Prussian.  He was a big, young fellow with plump, white skin, blue eyes, fair hair, unshaven to his cheek bones, who looked stupid, timid and good.  The shrewd Norman read him at once, and, reassured, he made him a sign to sit down.  Then he said:  “Will you take some soup?”

The stranger did not understand.  Anthony then became bolder, and pushing a plateful of soup right under his nose, he said:  “Here, swallow that, big pig!”

The soldier answered “Ya,” and began to eat greedily, while the farmer, triumphant, feeling he had regained his reputation, winked his eye at the servants, who were making strange grimaces, what with their terror and their desire to laugh.

When the Prussian had devoured his soup, Saint Anthony gave him another plateful, which disappeared in like manner; but he flinched at the third which the farmer tried to insist on his eating, saying:  “Come, put that into your stomach; ’twill fatten you or it is your own fault, eh, pig!”

The soldier, understanding only that they wanted to make him eat all his soup, laughed in a contented manner, making a sign to show that he could not hold any more.

Then Saint Anthony, become quite familiar, tapped him on the stomach, saying:  “My, there is plenty in my pig’s belly!” But suddenly he began to writhe with laughter, unable to speak.  An idea had struck him which made him choke with mirth.  “That’s it, that’s it, Saint Anthony and his pig.  There’s my pig!” And the three servants burst out laughing in their turn.

The old fellow was so pleased that he had the brandy brought in, good stuff, ‘fil en dix’, and treated every one.  They clinked glasses with the Prussian, who clacked his tongue by way of flattery to show that he enjoyed it.  And Saint Anthony exclaimed in his face:  “Eh, is not that superfine?  You don’t get anything like that in your home, pig!”

From that time Father Anthony never went out without his Prussian.  He had got what he wanted.  This was his vengeance, the vengeance of an old rogue.  And the whole countryside, which was in terror, laughed to split its sides at Saint Anthony’s joke.  Truly, there was no one like him when it came to humor.  No one but he would have thought of a thing like that.  He was a born joker!

He went to see his neighbors every day, arm in arm with his German, whom he introduced in a jovial manner, tapping him on the shoulder:  “See, here is my pig; look and see if he is not growing fat, the animal!”

And the peasants would beam with smiles.  “He is so comical, that reckless fellow, Antoine!”

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