Desperate Remedies eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 532 pages of information about Desperate Remedies.

Desperate Remedies eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 532 pages of information about Desperate Remedies.

Manston then turned his back upon the town, and walked slowly on.  In two minutes a flickering light shone upon his form, and the postman overtook him.

The new-comer was a short, stooping individual of above five-and-forty, laden on both sides with leather bags large and small, and carrying a little lantern strapped to his breast, which cast a tiny patch of light upon the road ahead.

‘A tryen mornen for travellers!’ the postman cried, in a cheerful voice, without turning his head or slackening his trot.

‘It is, indeed,’ said Manston, stepping out abreast of him.  ’You have a long walk every day.’

’Yes—­a long walk—­for though the distance is only sixteen miles on the straight—­that is, eight to the furthest place and eight back, what with the ins and outs to the gentlemen’s houses, it makes two-and-twenty for my legs.  Two-and-twenty miles a day, how many a year?  I used to reckon it, but I never do now.  I don’t care to think o’ my wear and tear, now it do begin to tell upon me.’

Thus the conversation was begun, and the postman proceeded to narrate the different strange events that marked his experience.  Manston grew very friendly.

‘Postman, I don’t know what your custom is,’ he said, after a while; ’but between you and me, I always carry a drop of something warm in my pocket when I am out on such a morning as this.  Try it.’  He handed the bottle of brandy.

’If you’ll excuse me, please.  I haven’t took no stimmilents these five years.’

‘’Tis never too late to mend.’

‘Against the regulations, I be afraid.’

‘Who’ll know it?’

’That’s true—­nobody will know it.  Still, honesty’s the best policy.’

’Ah—­it is certainly.  But, thank God, I’ve been able to get on without it yet.  You’ll surely drink with me?’

’Really, ‘tis a’most too early for that sort o’ thing—­however, to oblige a friend, I don’t object to the faintest shadder of a drop.’  The postman drank, and Manston did the same to a very slight degree.  Five minutes later, when they came to a gate, the flask was pulled out again.

‘Well done!’ said the postman, beginning to feel its effect; ’but guide my soul, I be afraid ‘twill hardly do!’

’Not unless ‘tis well followed, like any other line you take up,’ said Manston.  ’Besides, there’s a way of liking a drop of liquor, and of being good—­even religious—­at the same time.’

’Ay, for some thimble-and-button in-an-out fellers; but I could never get into the knack o’ it; not I.’

’Well, you needn’t be troubled; it isn’t necessary for the higher class of mind to be religious—­they have so much common-sense that they can risk playing with fire.’

‘That hits me exactly.’

’In fact, a man I know, who always had no other god but “Me;” and devoutly loved his neighbour’s wife, says now that believing is a mistake.’

’Well, to be sure!  However, believing in God is a mistake made by very few people, after all.’

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