[Miss Munday and lady William pass through the double doors.]

Poulder. [Announcing] Some sweated workers, my Lord.

[There enter a tall, thin, oldish woman; a short, thin, very lame man, her husband; and a stoutish middle-aged woman with a rolling eye and gait, all very poorly dressed, with lined and heated faces.]

Lord W. [Shaking hands] How d’you do!  Delighted to see you all. 
It’s awfully good of you to have come.

Lame M. Mr. and Mrs. Tomson.  We ’ad some trouble to find it.  You see, I’ve never been in these parts.  We ’ad to come in the oven; and the bus-bloke put us dahn wrong.  Are you the proprietor?

Lord W. [Modestly] Yes, I—­er—­

Lame M. You’ve got a nice plyce.  I says to the missis, I says: 
“’E’s got a nice plyce ’ere,” I says; “there’s room to turn rahnd.”

Lord W. Yes—­shall we—?

Lame M. An’ Mrs. Annaway she says:  “Shouldn’t mind livin ’ere meself,” she says; “but it must cost’im a tidy penny,” she says.

Lord W. It does—­it does; much too tidy.  Shall we—?

Mrs. Ann. [Rolling her eye] I’m very pleased to ’ave come.  I’ve often said to ’em:  “Any time you want me,” I’ve said, “I’d be pleased to come.”

Lord W. Not so pleased as we are to see you.

Mrs. Ann.  I’m sure you’re very kind.

James. [From the double doors, through which he has received a message] Wanted for your speech, my Lord.

Lord W. Oh!  God!  Poulder, bring these ladies and gentleman in, and put them where everybody can—­where they can see everybody, don’t you know.

     [He goes out hurriedly through the double doors.]

Lame M. Is ’e a lord?

Poulder.  He is.  Follow me.

     [He moves towards the doors, the three workers follow.]

Mrs. Ann. [Stopping before James] You ’yn’t one, I suppose? [James stirs no muscle.]

Poulder.  Now please. [He opens the doors.  The Voice of lord William speaking is heard] Pass in.

     [The three workers pass in, Poulder and James follow them.  The
     doors are not closed, and through this aperture comes the voice
     of lord William, punctuated and supported by decorous applause.]

     [Little Anne runs in, and listens at the window to the confused
     and distant murmurs of a crowd.]

Voice of lord W. We propose to move for a further advance in the chain-making and—­er—­er—­match-box industries. [Applause.]

     [Little Anne runs across to the door, to listen.]

[On rising voice] I would conclude with some general remarks.  Ladies and gentlemen, the great natural, but—­er—­artificial expansion which trade experienced the first years after the war has—­ er—­collapsed.  These are hard times.  We who are fortunate feel more than ever—­er—­responsible—­[He stammers, loses the thread of his thoughts.]—­[Applause]—­er—­responsible—­[The thread still eludes him]—­er——­