Following the Equator eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 703 pages of information about Following the Equator.

Following the Equator eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 703 pages of information about Following the Equator.

This was Barnum’s purchase of Shakespeare’s birthplace, a quarter of a century ago.  The Second Class Passenger was in Jamrach’s employ at the time and knew Barnum well.  He said the thing began in this way.  One morning Barnum and Jamrach were in Jamrach’s little private snuggery back of the wilderness of caged monkeys and snakes and other commonplaces of Jamrach’s stock in trade, refreshing themselves after an arduous stroke of business, Jamrach with something orthodox, Barnum with something heterodox—­for Barnum was a teetotaler.  The stroke of business was in the elephant line.  Jamrach had contracted to deliver to Barnum in New York 18 elephants for $360,000 in time for the next season’s opening.  Then it occurred to Mr. Barnum that he needed a “card” He suggested Jumbo.  Jamrach said he would have to think of something else—­Jumbo couldn’t be had; the Zoo wouldn’t part with that elephant.  Barnum said he was willing to pay a fortune for Jumbo if he could get him.  Jamrach said it was no use to think about it; that Jumbo was as popular as the Prince of Wales and the Zoo wouldn’t dare to sell him; all England would be outraged at the idea; Jumbo was an English institution; he was part of the national glory; one might as well think of buying the Nelson monument.  Barnum spoke up with vivacity and said: 

“It’s a first-rate idea.  I’ll buy the Monument.”

Jamrach was speechless for a second.  Then he said, like one ashamed “You caught me.  I was napping.  For a moment I thought you were in earnest.”

Barnum said pleasantly—­

“I was in earnest.  I know they won’t sell it, but no matter, I will not throw away a good idea for all that.  All I want is a big advertisement.  I will keep the thing in mind, and if nothing better turns up I will offer to buy it.  That will answer every purpose.  It will furnish me a couple of columns of gratis advertising in every English and American paper for a couple of months, and give my show the biggest boom a show ever had in this world.”

Jamrach started to deliver a burst of admiration, but was interrupted by Barnum, who said: 

“Here is a state of things!  England ought to blush.”

His eye had fallen upon something in the newspaper.  He read it through to himself, then read it aloud.  It said that the house that Shakespeare was born in at Stratford-on-Avon was falling gradually to ruin through neglect; that the room where the poet first saw the light was now serving as a butcher’s shop; that all appeals to England to contribute money (the requisite sum stated) to buy and repair the house and place it in the care of salaried and trustworthy keepers had fallen resultless.  Then Barnum said: 

“There’s my chance.  Let Jumbo and the Monument alone for the present —­they’ll keep.  I’ll buy Shakespeare’s house.  I’ll set it up in my Museum in New York and put a glass case around it and make a sacred thing of it; and you’ll see all America flock there to worship; yes, and pilgrims from the whole earth; and I’ll make them take their hats off, too.  In America we know how to value anything that Shakespeare’s touch has made holy.  You’ll see.”

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