Sixes and Sevens eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 243 pages of information about Sixes and Sevens.

Sixes and Sevens eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 243 pages of information about Sixes and Sevens.

This snuffing out of a human being like the erasure of a chalk man from a blackboard is one of the most impressive themes in dramaturgy.

The case of Mary Snyder, in point, should not be without interest.

A man of middle age, of the name of Meeks, came from the West to New York to find his sister, Mrs. Mary Snyder, a widow, aged fifty-two, who had been living for a year in a tenement house in a crowded neighbourhood.

At her address he was told that Mary Snyder had moved away longer than a month before.  No one could tell him her new address.

On coming out Mr. Meeks addressed a policeman who was standing on the corner, and explained his dilemma.

“My sister is very poor,” he said, “and I am anxious to find her.  I have recently made quite a lot of money in a lead mine, and I want her to share my prosperity.  There is no use in advertising her, because she cannot read.”

The policeman pulled his moustache and looked so thoughtful and mighty that Meeks could almost feel the joyful tears of his sister Mary dropping upon his bright blue tie.

“You go down in the Canal Street neighbourhood,” said the policeman, “and get a job drivin’ the biggest dray you can find.  There’s old women always gettin’ knocked over by drays down there.  You might see ’er among ’em.  If you don’t want to do that you better go ’round to headquarters and get ’em to put a fly cop onto the dame.”

At police headquarters, Meeks received ready assistance.  A general alarm was sent out, and copies of a photograph of Mary Snyder that her brother had were distributed among the stations.  In Mulberry Street the chief assigned Detective Mullins to the case.

The detective took Meeks aside and said: 

“This is not a very difficult case to unravel.  Shave off your whiskers, fill your pockets with good cigars, and meet me in the cafe of the Waldorf at three o’clock this afternoon.”

Meeks obeyed.  He found Mullins there.  They had a bottle of wine, while the detective asked questions concerning the missing woman.

“Now,” said Mullins, “New York is a big city, but we’ve got the detective business systematized.  There are two ways we can go about finding your sister.  We will try one of ’em first.  You say she’s fifty-two?”

“A little past,” said Meeks.

The detective conducted the Westerner to a branch advertising office of one of the largest dailies.  There he wrote the following “ad” and submitted it to Meeks: 

“Wanted, at once—­one hundred attractive chorus girls for a new musical comedy.  Apply all day at No. ——­ Broadway.”

Meeks was indignant.

“My sister,” said he, “is a poor, hard-working, elderly woman.  I do not see what aid an advertisement of this kind would be toward finding her.”

“All right,” said the detective.  “I guess you don’t know New York.  But if you’ve got a grouch against this scheme we’ll try the other one.  It’s a sure thing.  But it’ll cost you more.”

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