Burlesques eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 581 pages of information about Burlesques.

Burlesques eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 581 pages of information about Burlesques.

After I had run about five hundred yards, I saw that I had gained nearly three upon our column in front, and that likewise the Christino horsemen were left behind some hundred yards more; with the exception of three, who were fearfully near me.  The first was an officer without a lance; he had fired both his pistols at me, and was twenty yards in advance of his comrades; there was a similar distance between the two lancers who rode behind him.  I determined then to wait for No. 1, and as he came up delivered cut 3 at his horse’s near leg—­off it flew, and down, as I expected, went horse and man.  I had hardly time to pass my sword through my prostrate enemy, when No. 2 was upon me.  If I could but get that fellow’s horse, thought I, I am safe; and I executed at once the plan which I hoped was to effect my rescue.

I had, as I said, left the podesta with Sheeny’s portmanteau, and, unwilling to part with some of the articles it contained—­some shirts, a bottle of whiskey, a few cakes of Windsor soap, &c. &c.,—­I had carried it thus far on my shoulders, but now was compelled to sacrifice it malgre moi.  As the lancer came up, I dropped my sword from my right hand, and hurled the portmanteau at his head, with aim so true, that he fell back on his saddle like a sack, and thus when the horse galloped up to me, I had no difficulty in dismounting the rider:  the whiskey-bottle struck him over his right eye, and he was completely stunned.  To dash him from the saddle and spring myself into it, was the work of a moment; indeed, the two combats had taken place in about a fifth part of the time which it has taken the reader to peruse the description.  But in the rapidity of the last encounter, and the mounting of my enemy’s horse, I had committed a very absurd oversight—­I was scampering away without my sword!  What was I to do?—­to scamper on, to be sure, and trust to the legs of my horse for safety!

The lancer behind me gained on me every moment, and I could hear his horrid laugh as he neared me.  I leaned forward jockey-fashion in my saddle, and kicked, and urged, and flogged with my hand, but all in vain.  Closer—­closer—­the point of his lance was within two feet of my back.  Ah! ah! he delivered the point, and fancy my agony when I felt it enter—­through exactly fifty-nine pages of the New Monthly Magazine.  Had it not been for that Magazine, I should have been impaled without a shadow of a doubt.  Was I wrong in feeling gratitude?  Had I not cause to continue my contributions to that periodical?

When I got safe into Morella, along with the tail of the sallying party, I was for the first time made acquainted with the ridiculous result of the lancer’s thrust (as he delivered his lance, I must tell you that a ball came whiz over my head from our fellows, and entering at his nose, put a stop to his lancing for the future).  I hastened to Cabrera’s quarter, and related to him some of my adventures during the day.

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