“Not eat sweets! and do you know why?” says T.

“Because I am past that kind of thing,” says the young gentleman.

“Because you are a glutton and a sot!” cries the Elder (and Juvenis winces a little).  “All people who have natural, healthy appetites, love sweets; all children, all women, all Eastern people, whose tastes are not corrupted by gluttony and strong drink.”  And a plateful of raspberries and cream disappeared before the philosopher.

You take the allegory?  Novels are sweets.  All people with healthy literary appetites love them—­almost all women;—­a vast number of clever, hard-headed men.  Why, one of the most learned physicians in England said to me only yesterday, “I have just read So-and-So for the second time” (naming one of Jones’s exquisite fictions).  Judges, bishops, chancellors, mathematicians, are notorious novel-readers; as well as young boys and sweet girls, and their kind, tender mothers.  Who has not read about Eldon, and how he cried over novels every night when he was not at whist?

As for that lazy naughty boy at Chur, I doubt whether he will like novels when he is thirty years of age.  He is taking too great a glut of them now.  He is eating jelly until he will be sick.  He will know most plots by the time he is twenty, so that he will never be surprised when the Stranger turns out to be the rightful earl,—­when the old waterman, throwing off his beggarly gabardine, shows his stars and the collars of his various orders, and clasping Antonia to his bosom, proves himself to be the prince, her long-lost father.  He will recognize the novelist’s same characters, though they appear in red-heeled pumps and ailes-de-pigeon, or the garb of the nineteenth century.  He will get weary of sweets, as boys of private schools grow (or used to grow, for I have done growing some little time myself, and the practice may have ended too)—­as private school-boys used to grow tired of the pudding before their mutton at dinner.

And pray what is the moral of this apologue?  The moral I take to be this:  the appetite for novels extending to the end of the world; far away in the frozen deep, the sailors reading them to one another during the endless night;—­far away under the Syrian stars, the solemn sheikhs and elders hearkening to the poet as he recites his tales; far away in the Indian camps, where the soldiers listen to ——­’s tales, or ——­’s, after the hot day’s march; far away in little Chur yonder, where the lazy boy pores over the fond volume, and drinks it in with all his eyes;—­the demand being what we know it is, the merchant must supply it, as he will supply saddles and pale ale for Bombay or Calcutta.