it, the vulgar charlatanism which can charm it away,
the tricks of a Scapin to throw it off the scent,
the bull’s neck, the mountebank’s gestures,
the stentor’s lungs, in short, the resources
of the energetic temperament and of animal cunning,
alone capable of diverting the rage of the unchained
brute. To find such fighters, they seek three
or four men of a different race and education, men
having suffered and roamed about, a brutal commoner
like the abbé Maury, a colossal and dirty satyr like
Mirabeau, a bold and prompt adventurer like that Dumouriez
who, at Cherbourg, when, through the feebleness of
the Duc de Beuvron, the stores of grain were given
up and the riot began, hooted at and nearly cut to
pieces, suddenly sees the keys of the storehouse in
the hands of a Dutch sailor, and, yelling to the mob
that it was betrayed through a foreigner having got
hold of the keys, himself jumps down from the railing,
seizes the keys and hands them to the officer of the
guard, saying to the people, “I am your father,
I am the man to be responsible for the storehouse!"[26]
To entrust oneself with porters and brawlers, to be
collared by a political club, to improvise on the
highways, to bark louder than the barkers, to fight
with the fists or a cudgel, as much later with the
young and rich gangs, against brutes and lunatics
incapable of employing other arguments, and who must
be answered in the same vein, to mount guard over
the Assembly, to act as volunteer constable, to spare
neither one’s own hide nor that of others, to
be one of the people to face the people, all these
are simple and effectual proceedings, but so vulgar
as to appear to them disgusting. The idea of
resorting to such means never enters their head; they
neither know how, nor do they care to make use of their
hands in such business.[27] They are skilled only in
the duel and, almost immediately, the brutality of
opinion, by means of assaults, stops the way to polite
combats. Their arms, the shafts of the drawing-room,
epigrams, witticisms, songs, parodies, and other needle
thrusts are impotent against the popular bull.[28]
Their personality lacks both roots and resources;
through super-refinement it has weakened; their nature,
impoverished by culture, is incapable of the transformations
by which we are renewed and survive. — An all-powerful
education has repressed, mollified, and enfeebled their
very instincts. About to die, they experience
none of the reactions of blood and rage, the universal
and sudden restoration of the forces, the murderous
spasm, the blind irresistible need of striking those
who strike them. If a gentleman is arrested
in his own house by a Jacobin we never find him splitting
his head open.[29] They allow themselves to be taken,
going quietly to prison; to make an uproar would be
bad taste; it is necessary, above all things, to remain
what they are, well-bred people of society.
In prison both men and women dress themselves with
great care, pay each other visits and keep up a drawing-room;