to retire. “Every evening for six years,
says a page,[44] either myself or one of my comrades
has seen Louis XVI get into bed in public,”
with the ceremonial just described. “It
was not omitted ten times to my knowledge, and then
accidentally or through indisposition.”
The attendance is yet more numerous when he dines
and takes supper; for, besides men there are women
present, duchesses seated on the folding-chairs, also
others standing around the table. It is needless
to state that in the evening when he plays, or gives
a ball, or a concert, the crowd rushes in and overflows.
When he hunts, besides the ladies on horses and in
vehicles, besides officers of the hunt, of the guards,
the equerry, the cloak-bearer, gun-bearer, surgeon,
bone-setter, lunch-bearer and I know not how many
others, all the gentlemen who accompany him are his
permanent guests. And do not imagine that this
suite is a small one;[45] the day M. de Châteaubriand
is presented there are four fresh additions, and “with
the utmost punctuality” all the young men of
high rank join the king’s retinue two or three
times a week. Not only the eight or ten scenes
which compose each of these days, but again the short
intervals between the scenes are besieged and carried.
People watch for him, walk by his side and speak
with him on his way from his cabinet to the chapel,
between his apartment and his carriage, between his
carriage and his apartment, between his cabinet and
his dining room. And still more, his life behind
the scenes belongs to the public. If he is indisposed
and broth is brought to him, if he is ill and medicine
is handed to him, “a servant immediately summons
the ‘grande entrée.’ " Verily, the king
resembles an oak stifled by the innumerable creepers
which, from top to bottom, cling to its trunk.
Under a régime of this stamp there is a want of air;
some opening has to be found; Louis XV availed himself
of the chase and of suppers; Louis XVI of the chase
and of lock-making. And I have not mentioned
the infinite detail of etiquette, the extraordinary
ceremonial of the state dinner, the fifteen, twenty
and thirty beings busy around the king’s plates
and glasses, the sacramental utterances of the occasion,
the procession of the retinue, the arrival of “la
nef” “l’essai des plats,” all
as if in a Byzantine or Chinese court.[46] On Sundays
the entire public, the public in general, is admitted,
and this is called the “grand couvert,”
as complex and as solemn as a high mass. Accordingly
to eat, to drink, to get up, to go to bed, is to a
descendant of Louis XIV, to officiate.[47] Frederick
II, on hearing an explanation of this etiquette, declared
that if he were king of France his first edict would
be to appoint another king to hold court in his place.
In effect, if there are idlers to salute there must
be an idler to be saluted. Only one way was
possible by which the monarch could have been set
free, and that was to have recast and transformed the
French nobles, according to the Prussian system, into
a hard-working regiment of serviceable functionaries.
But, so long as the court remains what it is, that
is to say, a pompous parade and a drawing room decoration,
the king himself must likewise remain a showy decoration,
of little or no use.


