Strictly business: more stories of the four million eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 274 pages of information about Strictly business.

Strictly business: more stories of the four million eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 274 pages of information about Strictly business.

“The sun has risen,” said Ives, “on the Arabian nights.  There are no more caliphs.  The fisherman’s vase is turned to a vacuum bottle, warranted to keep any genie boiling or frozen for forty-eight hours.  Life moves by rote.  Science has killed adventure.  There are no more opportunities such as Columbus and the man who ate the first oyster had.  The only certain thing is that there is nothing uncertain.”

“Well,” said Forster, “my experience has been the limited one of a city man.  I haven’t seen the world as you have; but it seems that we view it with the same opinion.  But, I tell you I am grateful for even this little venture of ours into the borders of the haphazard.  There may be at least one breathless moment when the bill for the dinner is presented.  Perhaps, after all, the pilgrims who traveled without scrip or purse found a keener taste to life than did the knights of the Round Table who rode abroad with a retinue and King Arthur’s certified checks in the lining of their helmets.  And now, if you’ve finished your coffee, suppose we match one of your insufficient coins for the impending blow of Fate.  What have I up?”

“Heads,” called Ives.

“Heads it is,” said Forster, lifting his hand.  “I lose.  We forgot to agree upon a plan for the winner to escape.  I suggest that when the waiter comes you make a remark about telephoning to a friend.  I will hold the fort and the dinner check long enough for you to get your hat and be off.  I thank you for an evening out of the ordinary, Mr. Ives, and wish we might have others.”

“If my memory is not at fault,” said Ives, laughing, “the nearest police station is in MacDougal Street.  I have enjoyed the dinner, too, let me assure you.”

Forster crooked his finger for the waiter.  Victor, with a locomotive effort that seemed to owe more to pneumatics than to pedestrianism, glided to the table and laid the card, face downward, by the loser’s cup.  Forster took it up and added the figures with deliberate care.  Ives leaned back comfortably in his chair.

“Excuse me,” said Forster; “but I thought you were going to ring Grimes about that theatre party for Thursday night.  Had you forgotten about it?”

“Oh,” said Ives, settling himself more comfortably, “I can do that later on.  Get me a glass of water, waiter.”

“Want to be in at the death, do you?” asked Forster.

“I hope you don’t object,” said Ives, pleadingly.  “Never in my life have I seen a gentleman arrested in a public restaurant for swindling it out of a dinner.”

“All right,” said Forster, calmly.  “You are entitled to see a Christian die in the arena as your pousse-cafe.”

Victor came with the glass of water and remained, with the disengaged air of an inexorable collector.

Forster hesitated for fifteen seconds, and then took a pencil from his pocket and scribbled his name on the dinner check.  The waiter bowed and took it away.

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