The Way of All Flesh eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 579 pages of information about The Way of All Flesh.

The Way of All Flesh eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 579 pages of information about The Way of All Flesh.

At other times when not quite well he would have them in for the fun of shaking his will at them.  He would in his imagination cut them all out one after another and leave his money to found almshouses, till at last he was obliged to put them back, so that he might have the pleasure of cutting them out again the next time he was in a passion.

Of course if young people allow their conduct to be in any way influenced by regard to the wills of living persons they are doing very wrong and must expect to be sufferers in the end, nevertheless the powers of will-dangling and will-shaking are so liable to abuse and are continually made so great an engine of torture that I would pass a law, if I could, to incapacitate any man from making a will for three months from the date of each offence in either of the above respects and let the bench of magistrates or judge, before whom he has been convicted, dispose of his property as they shall think right and reasonable if he dies during the time that his will-making power is suspended.

Mr Pontifex would have the boys into the dining-room.  “My dear John, my dear Theobald,” he would say, “look at me.  I began life with nothing but the clothes with which my father and mother sent me up to London.  My father gave me ten shillings and my mother five for pocket money and I thought them munificent.  I never asked my father for a shilling in the whole course of my life, nor took aught from him beyond the small sum he used to allow me monthly till I was in receipt of a salary.  I made my own way and I shall expect my sons to do the same.  Pray don’t take it into your heads that I am going to wear my life out making money that my sons may spend it for me.  If you want money you must make it for yourselves as I did, for I give you my word I will not leave a penny to either of you unless you show that you deserve it.  Young people seem nowadays to expect all kinds of luxuries and indulgences which were never heard of when I was a boy.  Why, my father was a common carpenter, and here you are both of you at public schools, costing me ever so many hundreds a year, while I at your age was plodding away behind a desk in my Uncle Fairlie’s counting house.  What should I not have done if I had had one half of your advantages?  You should become dukes or found new empires in undiscovered countries, and even then I doubt whether you would have done proportionately so much as I have done.  No, no, I shall see you through school and college and then, if you please, you will make your own way in the world.”

In this manner he would work himself up into such a state of virtuous indignation that he would sometimes thrash the boys then and there upon some pretext invented at the moment.

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