Piccadilly Jim eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 315 pages of information about Piccadilly Jim.

Piccadilly Jim eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 315 pages of information about Piccadilly Jim.

It was not until he had punched it for perhaps five minutes that, desisting from his labours, he perceived that he had the pleasure of the company of little Ogden Ford.  The stout boy was standing in the doorway, observing him with an attentive eye.

“What are you doing?” enquired Ogden.

Jerry passed a gloved fist over his damp brow.

“Punchin’ the bag.”

He began to remove his gloves, eyeing Ogden the while with a disapproval which he made no attempt to conceal.  An extremist on the subject of keeping in condition, the spectacle of the bulbous stripling was a constant offence to him.  Ogden, in pursuance of his invariable custom on the days when Mrs. Pett entertained, had been lurking on the stairs outside the drawing-room for the past hour, levying toll on the food-stuffs that passed his way.  He wore a congested look, and there was jam about his mouth.

“Why?” he said, retrieving a morsel of jam from his right cheek with the tip of his tongue.

“To keep in condition.”

“Why do you want to keep in condition?”

Jerry flung the gloves into their locker.

“Fade!” he said wearily.  “Fade!”

“Huh?”

“Beat it!”

“Huh?” Much pastry seemed to have clouded the boy’s mind.

“Run away.”

“Don’t want to run away.”

The annoyed pugilist sat down and scrutinised his visitor critically.

“You never do anything you don’t want to, I guess?”

“No,” said Ogden simply.  “You’ve got a funny nose,” he added dispassionately.  “What did you do to it to make it like that?”

Mr. Mitchell shifted restlessly on his chair.  He was not a vain man, but he was a little sensitive about that particular item in his make-up.

“Lizzie says it’s the funniest nose she ever saw.  She says it’s something out of a comic supplement.”

A dull flush, such as five minutes with the bag had been unable to produce, appeared on Jerry Mitchell’s peculiar countenance.  It was not that he looked on Lizzie Murphy, herself no Lillian Russell, as an accepted authority on the subject of facial beauty; but he was aware that in this instance she spoke not without reason, and he was vexed, moreover, as many another had been before him, by the note of indulgent patronage in Ogden’s voice.  His fingers twitched a little eagerly, and he looked sullenly at his tactless junior.

“Get out!”

“Huh?”

“Get outa here!”

“Don’t want to get out of here,” said Ogden with finality.  He put his hand in his trouser-pocket and pulled out a sticky mass which looked as if it might once have been a cream-puff or a meringue.  He swallowed it contentedly.  “I’d forgotten I had that,” he explained.  “Mary gave it to me on the stairs.  Mary thinks you’ve a funny nose, too,” he proceeded, as one relating agreeable gossip.

“Can it!  Can it!” exclaimed the exasperated pugilist.

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