“Of course,” I say, “you won’t know more science for going in for my examination another fifteen times, but it is training your character, and you must be thankful for that.”

Silence follows.  I get up and wait for my visitor to go, but he stands and looks towards the window, fingers his beard, and thinks.  It grows boring.

The sanguine youth’s voice is pleasant and mellow, his eyes are clever and ironical, his face is genial, though a little bloated from frequent indulgence in beer and overlong lying on the sofa; he looks as though he could tell me a lot of interesting things about the opera, about his affairs of the heart, and about comrades whom he likes.  Unluckily, it is not the thing to discuss these subjects, or else I should have been glad to listen to him.

“Professor, I give you my word of honour that if you mark me for a pass I...  I’ll...”

As soon as we reach the “word of honour” I wave my hands and sit down to the table.  The student ponders a minute longer, and says dejectedly: 

“In that case, good-bye...  I beg your pardon.”

“Good-bye, my friend.  Good luck to you.”

He goes irresolutely into the hall, slowly puts on his outdoor things, and, going out into the street, probably ponders for some time longer; unable to think of anything, except “old devil,” inwardly addressed to me, he goes into a wretched restaurant to dine and drink beer, and then home to bed.  “Peace be to thy ashes, honest toiler.”

A third ring at the bell.  A young doctor, in a pair of new black trousers, gold spectacles, and of course a white tie, walks in.  He introduces himself.  I beg him to be seated, and ask what I can do for him.  Not without emotion, the young devotee of science begins telling me that he has passed his examination as a doctor of medicine, and that he has now only to write his dissertation.  He would like to work with me under my guidance, and he would be greatly obliged to me if I would give him a subject for his dissertation.

“Very glad to be of use to you, colleague,” I say, “but just let us come to an understanding as to the meaning of a dissertation.  That word is taken to mean a composition which is a product of independent creative effort.  Is that not so?  A work written on another man’s subject and under another man’s guidance is called something different....”

The doctor says nothing.  I fly into a rage and jump up from my seat.

“Why is it you all come to me?” I cry angrily.  “Do I keep a shop?  I don’t deal in subjects.  For the thousand and oneth time I ask you all to leave me in peace!  Excuse my brutality, but I am quite sick of it!”

The doctor remains silent, but a faint flush is apparent on his cheek-bones.  His face expresses a profound reverence for my fame and my learning, but from his eyes I can see he feels a contempt for my voice, my pitiful figure, and my nervous gesticulation.  I impress him in my anger as a queer fish.