The Complete Poems of Paul Laurence Dunbar eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 469 pages of information about The Complete Poems of Paul Laurence Dunbar.
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The Complete Poems of Paul Laurence Dunbar eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 469 pages of information about The Complete Poems of Paul Laurence Dunbar.

  Uncle John, he makes me tired;
  Thinks ’at he’s jest so all-fired
  Smart, ’at he kin pick up, so,
  Ever’thing he wants to know. 
  Tried to ketch me up last night,
  But you bet I would n’t bite. 
  I jest kep’ the smoothes’ face,
  But I led him sich a chase,
  Could n’t corner me, you bet—­
  I skipped all the traps he set. 
  Makin’ out he wan’ed to know
  Who was this an’ that girl’s beau;
  So ’s he ’d find out, don’t you see,
  Who was goin’ ’long with me. 
  But I answers jest ez sly,
  An’ I never winks my eye,
  Tell he hollers with a whirl,
  “Look here, ain’t you got a girl?”
  Y’ ought ’o seen me spread my eyes,
  Like he ’d took me by surprise,
  An’ I said, “Oh, Uncle John,
  Never thought o’ havin’ one.” 
  An’ somehow that seemed to tickle
  Him an’ he shelled out a nickel. 
  Then you ought to seen me leave
  Jest a-laffin’ in my sleeve. 
  Fool him—­well, I guess I did;
  He ain’t on to this here kid. 
  Got a girl! well, I guess yes,
  Got a dozen more or less,
  But I got one reely one,
  Not no foolin’ ner no fun;
  Fur I ’m sweet on her, you see,
  An’ I ruther guess ’at she
  Must be kinder sweet on me,
  So we ‘re keepin’ company. 
  Honest Injun! this is true,
  Ever’ word I ‘m tellin’ you! 
  But you won’t be sich a scab
  Ez to run aroun’ an’ blab. 
  Mebbe ’t ain’t the way with you,
  But you know some fellers do. 
  Spoils a girl to let her know
  ’At you talk about her so. 
  Don’t you know her? her name ’s Liz,
  Nicest girl in town she is. 
  Purty? ah, git out, you gilly—­
  Liz ’ud purt ’nigh knock you silly. 
  Y’ ought ’o see her when she ’s dressed
  All up in her Sunday best,
  All the fellers nudgin’ me,
  An’ a-whisperin’, gemunee! 
  Betcher life ’at I feel proud
  When she passes by the crowd. 
  ’T ‘s kinder nice to be a-goin’
  With a girl ’at makes some showin’—­
  One you know ’at hain’t no snide,
  Makes you feel so satisfied. 
  An’ I ’ll tell you she ’s a trump,
  Never even seen her jump
  Like some silly girls ’ud do,
  When I ’d hide and holler “Boo!”
  She ‘d jest laff an’ say “Git out! 
  What you hollerin’ about?”
  When some girls ’ud have a fit
  That ’un don’t git skeered a bit,
  Never makes a bit o’ row
  When she sees a worm er cow. 
  Them kind ‘s few an’ far between;
  Bravest girl I ever seen. 
  Tell you ’nuther thing she ’ll do,
  Mebbe you won’t think it ’s true,
  But if she ’s jest got a dime
  She ‘ll go halvers ever’ time. 
  Ah, you goose, you need n’t laff;
  That’s the kinder girl to have. 
  If you knowed her like I do,
  Guess you ’d kinder like her too. 
  Tell you somep’n’ if you ’ll swear
  You won’t tell it anywhere. 
  Oh, you got to cross yer heart

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