The Amateur eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 31 pages of information about The Amateur.

The Amateur eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 31 pages of information about The Amateur.

“Not since they married dukes,” said Ford.

“Well, anyway, all your other friends will be there,” continued the managing editor encouragingly.  “Now that they have shut up the tracks here all the con men have gone to London.  They say an American can’t take a drink at the Salisbury without his fellow-countrymen having a fight as to which one will sell him a gold brick.”

Ford’s eyes lightened in pleasurable anticipation.

“Look them over,” urged the managing editor, “and send us a special.  Call it ‘The American Invasion.’  Don’t you see a story in it?”

“It will be the first one I send you,” said Ford.  The ship’s doctor returned from his visit below decks and sank into the leather cushion close to Ford’s elbow.  For a few moments the older man sipped doubtfully at his gin and water, and, as though perplexed, rubbed his hand over his bald and shining head.  “I told her to talk to you,” he said fretfully.

“Her?  Who?” inquired Ford.  “Oh, the widow?”

“You were right about that,” said Doctor Sparrow; “she is not a widow.”

The reporter smiled complacently.

“Do you know why I thought not?” he demanded.  “Because all the time she was at luncheon she kept turning over her wedding-ring as though she was not used to it.  It was a new ring, too.  I told you then she was not a widow.”

“Do you always notice things like that?” asked the doctor.

“Not on purpose,” said the amateur detective; “I can’t help it.  I see ten things where other people see only one; just as some men run ten times as fast as other men.  We have tried it out often at the office; put all sorts of junk under a newspaper, lifted the newspaper for five seconds, and then each man wrote down what he had seen.  Out of twenty things I would remember seventeen.  The next best guess would be about nine.  Once I saw a man lift his coat collar to hide his face.  It was in the Grand Central Station.  I stopped him, and told him he was wanted.  Turned out he was wanted.  It was Goldberg, making his getaway to Canada.”

“It is a gift,” said the doctor.

“No, it’s a nuisance,” laughed the reporter.  “I see so many things I don’t want to see.  I see that people are wearing clothes that are not made for them.  I see when women are lying to me.  I can see when men are on the verge of a nervous breakdown, and whether it is drink or debt or morphine—­”

The doctor snorted triumphantly.

“You did not see that the widow was on the verge of a breakdown!”

“No,” returned the reporter.  “Is she?  I’m sorry.”

“If you’re sorry,” urged the doctor eagerly, “you’ll help her.  She is going to London alone to find her husband.  He has disappeared.  She thinks that he has been murdered, or that he is lying ill in some hospital.  I told her if any one could help her to find him you could.  I had to say something.  She’s very ill.”

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