Old Tibbie had pranked me out in brave finery:  the close-cut, black-velvet waistcoat that young royalists then wore; a scarlet doublet, flaming enough to set the turkey yard afire; the silken hose and big shoe-buckles late introduced from France by the king; and a beaver hat with plumes a-nodding like my lady’s fan.  My curls, I mind, tumbled forward thicker than those foppish French perukes.

“There is thy Uncle Kirke,” whispers Nurse Tibbie.  “Pay thy best devoirs, Master Ramsay,” and she pushes me to the fore of those crowding up the docks.

A thin, pale man with a scarred face silently permitted me to salute four limp fingers.  His eyes swept me with chill disapproval.  My hat clapped on a deal faster than it had come off, for you must know we unhatted in those days with a grand, slow bow.

“Thy Aunt Ruth,” says Tibbie, nudging me; for had I stood from that day to this, I was bound that cold man should speak first.

To my aunt the beaver came off in its grandest flourish.  The pressure of a dutiful kiss touched my forehead, and I minded the passion kisses of a dead mother.

Those errant curls blew out in the wind.

“Ramsay Stanhope,” begins my uncle sourly, “what do you with uncropped hair and the foolish trappings of vanity?”

As I live, those were the first words he uttered to me.

“I perceive silken garters,” says he, clearing his throat and lowering his glance down my person.  “Many a good man hath exchanged silk for hemp, my fine gentleman!”

“An the hemp hold like silk, ’twere a fair exchange, sir,” I returned; though I knew very well he referred to those men who had died for the cause.

“Ramsay,” says he, pointing one lank fore-finger at me, “Ramsay, draw your neck out of that collar; for the vanities of the wicked are a yoke leading captive the foolish!”

Now, my collar was point-de-vice of prime quality over black velvet.  My uncle’s welcome was more than a vain lad could stomach; and what youth of his first teens hath not a vanity hidden about him somewhere?

“Thou shalt not put the horse and the ass under the same yoke, sir,” said I, drawing myself up far as ever high heels would lift.

He looked dazed for a minute.  Then he told me that he spake concerning my spiritual blindness, his compassions being moved to show me the error of my way.

At that, old nurse must needs take fire.

“Lord save a lad from the likes o’ sich compassions!  Sure, sir, an the good Lord makes pretty hair grow, ’twere casting pearls before swine to shave his head like a cannon-ball”—­this with a look at my uncle’s crown—­“or to dress a proper little gentleman like a ragged flibbergibbet.”

“Tibbie, hold your tongue!” I order.

“Silence were fitter for fools and children,” says Eli Kirke loftily.

There comes a time when every life must choose whether to laugh or weep over trivial pains, and when a cut may be broken on the foil of that glancing mirth which the good Creator gave mankind to keep our race from going mad.  It came to me on the night of my arrival on the wharves of Boston Town.