as he wor a bit longer. Th’ fact wor he
loved his liberty, an he’d getten a noashun
‘at if he left his little hooam i’ th’
country, he’d leeav his freedom wi it. An
it’s hardly to be wondered at, for his snug
cot lukt th’ pictur’ o’ comfort.
It wor a one-stooary buildin’ wi a straw thack,
an all th’ walls wor covered wi honeysuckle
an’ jessamine, an th’ windows could hardly
be seen for th’ green leaves ‘at hung
as a veil i’ th’ front on ’em.
Stooan-crop an haaseleek had takken up a hooam i’
th’ gutter, an th’ chimley wor ommost hid
wi ivy. It wor a queer-shaped place altogether—all
nucks an corners—But it wor just what suited
David. They called him David Drake, tho’
he wor known best as Owd Moorcock. I’ th’
front wor a nice bit o’ garden, allus kept trim,
an seldom withaat a show o’ bloom o’ one
sooart or another; an away to one side wor what he
called his farm—a bit o’ land abaat
ten yards wide, an twenty long—whear he
grew his cabbages an puttates an sich like; an all
araand for miles wor moorland covered wi heather, an
stockt wi game, except at th’ back ov his cot,
whear a bluff-lukkin hill sprang ommost straight up,
makkin’ a stranger feel afeeard lest it should
tak a fancy to topple over an’ bury booath th’
cot an all in it. But if th’ aghtside wor
curious, th’ inside wor a deal moor soa; an it
wornt to be wondered at if a gooid monny fowk paid
David a visit when they’d hauf a day to spare.
He’d a wife—geniuses generally manage
to get a wife if they get nowt else, an it isn’t
allus ‘at they mak th’ wisest choice;
but David mud ha done war, for Dolly-o’-Dick’s-o’-th’-
Dike, as shoo wor called, wor as queer a customer as
her husband, an if we’re to believe what shoo
says, if it hadn’t ha been for her, Dave wod
ha been a poor lost craytur. Shoo didn’t
appreciate his genius that’s true, but wives
as a rule niver do; but shoo let him have his own way,
an sometimes, when her wark wor done, shoo’d
even help him wi some of his fooilery. Aw’d
heeard a gooid deal abaat ’em, soa one day aw
detarmined aw’d pay ’em a visit, soa, after
gettin’ off at th’ Copley Station, aw
started to climb a rough, steep loin, moor like th’
bed of a beck nor owt else, but trees o’ awther
side hung over wol they met at th’ top, an made
a cooil shade ’at wor varry welcome, for aw wor
ommost sweltered. After a long scramel aw fan
misen o Norland Moor—an it wor a seet worth
tewing for, for th’ heather wor i’ bloom,
an it lukt as if a purple carpet had been laid for
th’ buzzards an bees to frolic on; an ther wor
sich a hum raand wol it saanded as if they wor playin’
bass to th’ skylarks ‘at wor warblin’
up aboon. Aw struck aght in as straight a line
as aw could for David’s, an havin come to th’
garden gate, aw stopt a minnit to admire th’
flaars ‘at covered th’ graand an th’
walls, an even stretched far onto th’ thack.
Aw hadn’t stood long when a voice claise to
my ear sed—
“Might yo be lukkin’ for somdy?”
“Are yo Mistress Drake?” aw axed.


