Th’ landlord seemed convinced ther wor some truth i’ what he said, soa they lifted it carefully into a corner an’ left it.

Ther wor a rare sale o’ tickets that day, an’ when tea time coom they wor as mony as three sittins daan, but th’ pots were noa sooiner sided nor they began to ax abaght th’ mewsic.  Tom had set varry still wol he saw all ready—­then standing up wi’ his cap i’ his hand, he coff’d an’ began, “Ladies an’ gents—­its a vary unfortunate affair, is this; but yo see troubles are niver to seek:  th’ landlord said he’d have a peanner to neet, an’ he’s getten one, but its aght o’ tune; but rayther nor yo should be disappointed aw’ll whistle a tune for yo misen, an’ aw think ther’s two or three moor at ’11 be able to help me a bit.”

Withaat moor adoo he struck up a tune:  th’ lasses giggled an th’ lads luk’d soft; but in a bit one or two gate up, an’ began turnin raand, an’ it worn’t long afoor they wor all whirlin away like a lot o’ scopperils, an’ as happy as happy could be.  Tom sooin fun two or three moor to help him at whistling, an’ afoor it wor ovver they all agreed ’at they’d niver enjoyed thersen hauf as weel at ony ball they’d iver been at afoor, as they had that neet; but th’ best o’ friends mun pairt, an’ th’ time coom when they mud goa hooam, soa just bith’ way ov a wind up, Tom stood ov a bench an’ then made a varry nice soort ov a speech, an’ ended bi sayin “ha sorry he felt for th’ landlord:  for he’d have a deal o’ brass to pay to mak up for th’ accident ‘at’s happened, an’ as they’d all enjoy’d thersen soa weel, he thowt they wodn’t object to mak a collection ov a trifle to help him, an’ he should have mich pleasure i’ gooin raand wi’ th’ hat.”

After this speech they all began fumlin i’ ther pockets an’ declaring they’d do what they could for him; an’ when th’ hat went raand they worn’t one but what gave summat an’ as ther wor twenty-three on ’em, it coom to eleven-pence-hawpny.  Tom handed it ovver to th’ landlord, who thanked’ em in a varry neat an affectin way, an’ begged on ’em to have a shillin oth’ o’ warm ale at his expense, which they had.  After that they separated, thankful to think’ at they’d been able to do a trifle towards helpin a chap aght ov his troubles.

Th’ landlord had to pay for th’ peanner at last, an’ as they couldn’t mak it play, Tinklin Tom an’ a plumber turned it into a ale pump, an’ it stands i’th’ bar to this day, an’ they say its th’ handsomest machine o’th’ sooart i’ Northaaram.  Th’ landlord’s studied music a bit sin’ then, an’ as sooin as he hears th’ kay nooat ov a chap’s voice, he can tell whether to draw him flat ale or sharp ale, as natural as con be.  An’ they’re gooin to kursen th’ haase a “music ale haase;” an soa mony fowk goa to see it, ‘at th’ landlord says he “fell i’ luck for th’ furst time in his life when th’ peanner fell aght o’th’ winder.”

“Ha! ha! ha!  Well, that’s a stunner, Amos!  Tha’s done that a gooid en, but yond’s th’ whew, soa we mun goa an’ do another bit for th’ maister.  Ha! ha! ha!”