| Table of Contents | |
| Section | Page |
| Start of eBook | 1 |
| THE OCTOPUS MAROONED | 1 |
| JEFF PETERS AS A PERSONAL MAGNET | 5 |
| MODERN RURAL SPORTS | 10 |
| THE CHAIR OF PHILANTHROMATHEMATICS | 14 |
| THE HAND THAT RILES THE WORLD | 19 |
| THE EXACT SCIENCE OF MATRIMONY | 23 |
| A MIDSUMMER MASQUERADE | 27 |
| SHEARING THE WOLF | 31 |
| INNOCENTS OF BROADWAY | 35 |
| CONSCIENCE IN ART | 40 |
| THE MAN HIGHER UP | 44 |
| A TEMPERED WIND | 53 |
| HOSTAGES TO MOMUS | 66 |
| I | 66 |
| II | 68 |
| III | 70 |
| IV | 72 |
| THE ETHICS OF PIG | 75 |

