Phineas Finn eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 986 pages of information about Phineas Finn.

Phineas Finn eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 986 pages of information about Phineas Finn.
and the stomachs of all his domestics, to the care of Dr. Finn.  How was it possible that Phineas should stand for Loughshane?  From whence was the money to come for such a contest?  It was a beautiful dream, a grand idea, lifting Phineas almost off the earth by its glory.  When the proposition was first made to him in the smoking-room at the Reform Club by his friend Erle, he was aware that he blushed like a girl, and that he was unable at the moment to express himself plainly,—­so great was his astonishment and so great his gratification.  But before ten minutes had passed by, while Barrington Erle was still sitting over his shoulder on the club sofa, and before the blushes had altogether vanished, he had seen the improbability of the scheme, and had explained to his friend that the thing could not be done.  But to his increased astonishment, his friend made nothing of the difficulties.  Loughshane, according to Barrington Erle, was so small a place, that the expense would be very little.  There were altogether no more than 307 registered electors.  The inhabitants were so far removed from the world, and were so ignorant of the world’s good things, that they knew nothing about bribery.  The Hon. George Morris, who had sat for the last twenty years, was very unpopular.  He had not been near the borough since the last election, he had hardly done more than show himself in Parliament, and had neither given a shilling in the town nor got a place under Government for a single son of Loughshane.  “And he has quarrelled with his brother,” said Barrington Erle.  “The devil he has!” said Phineas.  “I thought they always swore by each other.”  “It’s at each other they swear now,” said Barrington; “George has asked the Earl for more money, and the Earl has cut up rusty.”  Then the negotiator went on to explain that the expenses of the election would be defrayed out of a certain fund collected for such purposes, that Loughshane had been chosen as a cheap place, and that Phineas Finn had been chosen as a safe and promising young man.  As for qualification, if any question were raised, that should be made all right.  An Irish candidate was wanted, and a Roman Catholic.  So much the Loughshaners would require on their own account when instigated to dismiss from their service that thorough-going Protestant, the Hon. George Morris.  Then “the party,”—­by which Barrington Erle probably meant the great man in whose service he himself had become a politician,—­required that the candidate should be a safe man, one who would support “the party,”—­not a cantankerous, red-hot semi-Fenian, running about to meetings at the Rotunda, and such-like, with views of his own about tenant-right and the Irish Church.  “But I have views of my own,” said Phineas, blushing again.  “Of course you have, my dear boy,” said Barrington, clapping him on the back.  “I shouldn’t come to you unless you had views.  But your views and ours are the same, and you’re just the lad for Galway.  You mightn’t have such an opening again in your life, and of course you’ll stand for Loughshane.”  Then the conversation was over, the private secretary went away to arrange some other little matter of the kind, and Phineas Finn was left alone to consider the proposition that had been made to him.

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