to neet.’ ’Nay, lass, aw dooant think
aw should spree abaat any moor nor aw do nah.
But who does ta think aw met to neet?’ he said.
’Ah know nowt abaat it, nor care nawther.’
‘Why, but as aw war comin’ up bith’
Brayvet Gate, aw met Betty Earnshaw, an’ soa
aw went gaiterds wi her a bit, an’ that’s
reason aw’m soa lat.’ ’Oh! tha
mud weel be lat! Shoo war an’ owd sweetheart
o’ thine, wor Betty.’ ’Eea,
shoo war axin me ha tha wor gettin’ on, shoo
seems vany sooary for thi.’ ’Sooary
be hanged! aw want nooan ov her sooarys! If shoo
could nobbut get me aat o’ th’ gate, shoo’d
be all reight. Did shoo ax when tha thowt tha’d
be at liberty?’ ’Nay shoo did’nt,
but shoo did say at shoo thowt tha lasted long, but
shoo pitied thee an’ me.’ ’Pitied
thee, did shoo! An’ what did shoo pity
thi for, aw should like to know? Shoo happen
thowt shoo could do better for thee nor what aw’ve
done, but if shoo wor as badly as me shood know summat.
’Eea, but shoo isn’t, for aw nivver saw
her luk better i’ mi life, an’ shoo talks
abaat commin’ i’th’ morn in’
to clean up for thi a bit; aw sed tha’d be fain
to see her, an’ tha sees if owt should happen
thee, shadd be getten into th’ way a bit, an’
begin to feel moor used to th’ haase.’
’Niver! wol my heart’s warm, Tom.
Aw’ll niver have sich a huzzy i’th’
haase, wheal’ aw am! aw’m nooan done wi
yet! aw’ll live a bit longer to plague yo wi’,
an’ as for cleanin’, aw’ll crawl
abaat o’ mi hands an’ knees afoor shoo
shall do owt for me! Yo think aw’m poorly
an’ soa aw’m to be trodden on, but aw’ll
let yo see awm worth a dozen deead uns yet; nasty
owd ponse as shoo is!” An’ as sure as yor
thear, Doctor, shoo gate up th’ next morn in’
an’ kinneld th’ fair, an’ when Tom
coom hoam to his braikfast all wor ready, an’
shoo wor set daan at th’ table wi a clean cap
on, an’ lukkin as smart as smart could be.
When th’ chap saw this, he said, “Lass,
aw think aw’d better send Betty backward,”
“Eea, aw think tha had,” shoo sed, “an’
th’a can send her word throo me ’at aw
may live to donee on her gravestooan yet.”
Tom bafs in his sleeve a bit sometimes, an’
if iver one ov her owd fits seems likely ta come on,
he’s nowt to do but say a word or two abaat Betty,
an’ shoo’s reight in a minnit. That
licks buttermilk, Doctor.
It’s a comfort.
It’s a comfort a chap can do withaat what he
connot get. It feels hard to have to do wi’
less nor what a body has at present, but if it has
to be it will be, an’ it’s cappin’
ha’ fowk manage to pool throo haiver bad th’
job is. It’s naa use for a chap to keep
longin’ for sum mat better, unless he’s
willin’ to buckle to, an’ work for it;
an’ a chap wi’ an independent mind ne’er
freeats becoss he hasn’t all he wants; he sets
hissen to get it, an’ if he’s detarmined
he oft succeeds, an’ if net he doesn’t
sit daan an’ mump, but up an’ at it agean.
Havin’ a lot o’ brass doesn’t mak
a chap happy, but spend in’ it may do, an’
if a chap’s wise he’ll try to spend it
in a way ’at’ll bring happiness for a