Bessie (Thoughtfully). I could talk him over in a week.. . .
Harry (Negligently). I dare say you could. (Joking.) I don’t know but what I could make shift to wait if you only promise to talk to me now and then. I’ve grown quite fond of your voice. I like a right woman’s voice.
Bessie (Averted head). Quite fond! (Sharply.) Talk! Nonsense! Much you’d care. (Businesslike.) Of course I would have to sometimes.... (Thoughtful again.) Yes. In a week—if—if only I knew you would try to get on with him afterwards.
Harry (Leaning against lamp-post; growls through his teeth). More humouring. Ah! well, no! (Hums significantly)
Oh, oh, oh, Rio, . .
.
And fare thee well
My bonnie young girl,
We’re bound for
Rio Grande.
Bessie (Shivering). What’s this?
Harry. Why! The chorus of an up-anchor tune. Kiss and go. A deep-water ship’s good-bye.... You are cold. Here’s that thing of yours I’ve picked up and forgot there on my arm. Turn round a bit. So. (Wraps her up—commanding.) Hold the ends together in front.
Bessie (Softly). A week is not so very long.
Harry (Begins violently). You think that I-------
(Stops with sidelong look at her.) I can’t dodge about in ditches and live on air and water. Can I? I haven’t any money—you know.
Bessie. He’s been scraping and saving up for years. All he has is for you, and perhaps...
Harry (Interrupts). Yes. If I come to sit on it like a blamed toad in a hole. Thank you.
Bessie (Angrily). What did you come for, then?
Harry (Promptly). For five quid—(Pause.)—after a jolly good spree.
Bessie (Scathingly). You and that—that—chum of yours have been drinking.
Harry (Laughs). Don’t fly out, Miss Bessie—dear. Ginger’s not a bad little chap. Can’t take care of himself, tho’. Blind three days. (Serious.) Don’t think I am given that way. Nothing and nobody can get over me unless I like. I can be as steady as a rock.
Bessie (Murmurs). Oh! I don’t think you are bad.
Harry (Approvingly). You’re right there. (Impulsive.) Ask the girls all over-------(Checks himself.) Ginger, he’s long-headed, too, in his way—mind you. He sees the paper this morning, and says he to me, ‘Hallo! Look at that, Harry—loving parent—that’s five quid, sure.’ So we scraped all our pockets for the fare....
Bessie (Unbelieving). You came here for that.
Harry (Surprised). What else would I want here? Five quid isn’t much to ask for—once in sixteen years. (Through his teeth with a sidelong look at B.) And now I am ready to go—for my fare.
Bessie (Clasping her hands). Whoever heard a man talk like this before! I can’t believe you mean it?


