“My dearest Martin,—Anything that I could say, or any praise that I could give respecting your last volume would, in my estimation, fall very far short indeed of its merits. I shall therefore merely say that I look upon your chapter upon Immortality, not only as a most exquisite specimen of fine, sound, and learned composition, but as combating in the most satisfactory manner the wisdom of infidelity, almost perfect. I only hope that you may receive the just tribute of the literary community: your own feelings as the author of that chapter must be very enviable. God bless you, dearest, dearest Martin.—Believe me, ever your affectionate father and sincere friend,
Martin Tupper.”
I need not say that these are “ipsissima verba,” and that I here insert the letter in full, as the warmest and most honourable palinode I could have received from a man so usually reserved and reticent as was my revered and excellent father.
* * * * *
The brother of my friend Benjamin Nightingale (to be more spoken of hereafter) was so fascinated with the book that he copied it all out in his own handwriting, word for word, and was jocularly accused of pretending to its authorship. I once met an enthusiast who knew both the two first series by heart,—and certainly he went on wherever I tried to pose him from the open volume,—my own memory being far less faithful. Similarly my more recent friend William Hawkes claims to have read the whole book sixty times; whereof this impromptu of mine is a sort of half proof:—
Impromptu.
“Sixty times, you tell
me, friend,
You’ve read my books
from end to end.
Perhaps not all my myriad
rhymes,
But all my rhythmics sixty
times.
Yes, friend, for I have heard
you quote
My old Proverbials by rote
Page after page, and anywhere
Have heard you spout them
then and there,
Though I myself had quite
forgot
What I had writ, and you had
not.
“Well, author surely
never more
Was complimented so before;
For though I knew in years
long past
An amiable enthusiast,
Who copied out in his MS.
My whole Proverbial, as for
press,
Until he half believed that
he
Was the real Simon M.F.T.,—
Yet thou, my worthy William
Hawkes,
Hast beaten Nightingale by
chalks,—
And, years ago, your friends
for fame
Have given you Martin Tapper’s
name,
Because you constantly were
heard
Quoting Proverbial word for
word!
So then, by heart, as by the
pen,
‘I live upon the mouths
of men,’
Ev’n as Ennius lived
of old,
A life worth more than gems
or gold.”


