rector there, a chess-player to his own thinking indomitable,
for none of the neighbours could checkmate him:
so he thought to make quick work of a silent but thoughtful
boy-stammerer,—by tempting him at an early
period of the game to take, seemingly for nothing
but advantage, a certain knight (his usual dodge,
it appeared) which would have ensured an ultimate defeat.
However, I declined the generous offer, which began
to nettle my opponent; but when afterwards I refused
to answer divers moves by the card (as he protested
I ought), and finally reduced him to a positive checkmate,
he flew into such an unclerical rage that I would not
play again; his “revenge” might be too
terrible. For another trivial chess anecdote:
a very worthy old friend of mine, a rector too, was
fond of his game, and of winning it: and I remember
one evening that his ancient servitor, bringing in
the chessboard, whispered to me, “Please don’t
beat him again, sir,—he didn’t sleep
a wink last night;” accordingly, after a respectably
protracted struggle, some strange oversights were
made, and my reverend host came off conqueror:
so he was enabled to sleep happily. I remember
too playing with pegged pieces in a box-board at so
strange a place as outside the Oxford coach; and I
think my amiable adversary then was one Wynell Mayow,
who has since grown into a great Church dignitary.
If he lives, my compliments to him.
One of the best private chess-players I used often
to encounter,—but almost never to beat,
is my old life-friend, Evelyn of Wotton, now the first
M.P. for his own ancestral Deptford. It was to
me a triumph only to puzzle his shrewdness, “to
make him think,” as I used to say,—and
if ever through his carelessness I managed a stale,
or a draw,—very seldom a mate,—that
was glory indeed. If he sees this, his memory
will countersign it.
Let so much suffice, as perhaps a not inappropriate
word about the Literary Life’s frequent mental
recreation, especially, where the player is, like
Moses, “not a man of words.”
One day, by the by, this text in the original, “lo
ish devarim anochi” (Exod. iv. 10), came to
my lot in Pusey’s Hebrew class, to my special
confusion: but every tutor was very considerate
and favoured the one who couldn’t speak, and
Mr. Biscoe in particular used to say when my turn
came to read or to answer,—“Never
mind, Mr. Tupper, I’m sure you know it,—please
to go on, Mr. So-and-So.” This habitual
confidence in my proficiency had the effect of forcing
my consciousness to deserve it; and it usually happened
that I really did know, silently, like Macaulay’s
cunning augur, “who knew but might not tell.”