My friend the driver began to get very husky about the throat at this stage of the proceedings, and slackened his speed very noticeably as we approached a large public-house, so that I felt constrained to offer him another gin, which he graciously accepted.  The ladies had some wine, too, and I followed the example of my companion on the box, so that we all started refreshed.

“The police and me’s been mixed up a good deal,” continued the veteran resuming his reminiscences:  “They took the best customer I ever had away from me.  I’d have made my fortin if they’d let him carry on his little game a while longer.”

Here, with the coquetry of one who knows that his words are of interest, the driver began to look around him with an air of abstraction and to comment upon the weather.

“Well, what about your customer and the police?” I asked.

“It’s not much to tell,” he said, coming back to his subject.  “One morning I was driving across Vauxhall Bridge when I was hailed by a crooked old man with a pair of spectacles on, who was standing at the Middlesex end, with a big leather bag in his hand.  ’Drive anywhere you like,’ he said; ’only don’t drive fast for I’m getting old, and it shakes me to pieces.’  He jumped in, and shut himself up, closing the windows, and I trotted about with him for three hours, before he let me know that he had had enough.  When I stopped, out he hopped with his big bag in his hand.

“‘I say cabbie!’ he said, after he had paid his fare.

“‘Yes, sir,’ said I, touching my hat.

“’You seem to be a decent sort of fellow, and you don’t go in the break-neck way of some of your kind.  I don’t mind giving you the same job every day.  The doctors recommend gentle exercise of the sort, and you may as well drive me as another.  Just pick me up at the same place tomorrow.’

“Well, to make a long story short, I used to find the little man in his place every morning, always with his black bag, and for nigh on to four months never a day passed without his having his three hours’ drive and paying his fare like a man at the end of it.  I shifted into new quarters on the strength of it, and was able to buy a new set of harness.  I don’t say as I altogether swallowed the story of the doctors having recommended him on a hot day to go about in a growler with both windows up.  However, it’s a bad thing in this world to be too knowing, so though I own I felt a bit curious at times, I never put myself out o’ the way to find out what the little game was.  One day, I was driving tap to my usual place of dropping him—­for by this time we had got into the way of going a regular beat every morning—­when I saw a policeman waiting, with a perky sort of look about him, as if he had some job on hand.  When the cab stopped out jumped the little man with his bag right into the arms of the ‘bobby.’

“‘I arrest you, John Malone,’ says the policeman.