“Why didn’t you tell me you knew him already?” I asked, when we had reluctantly left the museum (which might be invaded by the Philistines at any minute) and were on our way to the famous Church of St. Trophime.  That we meant to see first, saving the theatre for sunset.

“Oh,” answered the chauffeur evasively, “I wasn’t at all sure he’d remember me.  He has so many admirers, and sees so many people.”

“I have a sort of idea that your last visit to this part of the world was paid en prince, all the same!” I was impertinent enough to say.

He laughed.  “Well, it was rather different from this one, anyhow,” he admitted.  “A little while ago it made me pretty sick to compare the past with the present, but I don’t feel like that now.”

“Why have you changed?” I asked.

“Partly the influence of your cheerful mind.”

“Thank you.  And the other part?”

“Another influence, even more powerful.”

“I should like to know what it is, so that I might try to come under it, too, if it’s beneficent,” that ever-lively curiosity of mine prompted me to say.

“I am inclined to think it is not beneficent,” he answered, smiling mysteriously.  “Anyhow, I’m not going to tell you what it is.”

“You never do tell me anything about yourself,” I exclaimed crossly, “whereas I’ve given you my whole history, almost from the day I cut my first tooth, up to that when I—­adopted my first brother.”

“Or had him thrust upon you,” he amended.  “You see, you’ve nothing to reproach yourself with in your past, so you can talk of it without bitterness.  I can’t—­yet.  Only to think of some things makes me feel venomous, and though I really believe I’m improving in the sunbath of your example, which I have every day, the cure isn’t complete yet.  Until I am able to talk of a certain person without wanting to sprinkle my conversation with curses, I mean to be silent.  But I owe it to you that I don’t want to curse her any more.  A short time ago it gave me actual pleasure.”

So it is to a woman he owes his misfortunes!  As Alice said in Wonderland, it grows “mysteriouser and mysteriouser.”  Also it grows more romantic, when one puts two and two together; and I have always been great at that.  The “sentimental association” of the battlement garden plus the inspiration to evil language, equal (in my fancy) one fair, faithless lady, once loved, now hated.  I hate her, too, whatever she did, and I should like to box her ears.  I hope she’s quite old, and married, and that she makes up her complexion, and everything else which causes men to tire of their first loves sooner or later.  Not that it is anything to me, personally; but one owes a little loyalty to one’s friends.