The Slant Book eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 5 pages of information about The Slant Book.

The Slant Book eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 5 pages of information about The Slant Book.

But then it only grazed a tree
And set it all a-shiver;
The ripened fruit fell merrily
And likewise Sammy Sliver!

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Then through a Watermelon patch
This awful cart descended,
And split the melons by the batch—­
The Farmer was offended

And tried to stop its wild career,
Which was a silly notion—­
It passed him promptly to the rear
With quite a rapid motion!

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A Picnic Party on the green
Were seated at their lunch—­
The Go-cart dashed upon the scene
And through the happy bunch!

Sardines and pickles, ham and cake,
Were jumbled in a mess,
Then straightway rose these Picnickers
And shouted for redress!

[Illustration]

An Artist sketching on the slope
A lively air was humming,
And so absorbed was he, he failed
To note the Go-cart coming

A crash!  The circumambient air
Was filled with miscellany,
And damaged quite beyond repair
Was Cremnitz White Mulvaney!

[Illustration]

A Damsel milked a brindled Cow
Out in a pasture green,
The Birdies sang from bush and bough—­
All Nature was serene

When suddenly a thunderbolt
Dispelled the sweet illusion—­
The Go-cart gave the twain a jolt,
And all was wild confusion!

[Illustration]

Upon a rustic bridge a Chap
Cast out a bait inviting,
And presently he took a nap
And dreamed the fish were biting

Then came the Go-cart like a gale
And rudely him awakened—­
At first he thought he’d caught a whale,
But found he was mistaken!

[Illustration]

The longest night must have an end
As well as a beginning;
And so this Cart, you may depend,
Was bound to cease its spinning

It crashed into a hemlock Stump
That chanced to block its way,
And Bobby made a flying jump
And landed in the hay!

[Illustration]

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