injudiciously conferred may sometimes have some
little effect of this kind it would surely be
absurd to deny, but that this effect should be
very considerable I cannot bring myself to believe.
That Doctors are sometimes fools as well as other
people is not in the present time one of those profound
secrets which is known only to the learned. The
title is not so very imposing, and it very seldom
happens that a man trusts his health to another
merely because that other is a Doctor. The
person so trusted has almost always some knowledge
or some craft which would procure him nearly the
same trust, though he was not decorated with any such
title. In fact the persons who apply for
degrees in the irregular manner complained of
are, the greater part of them, surgeons or apothecaries
who are in the custom of advising and prescribing,
that is, of practising as physicians; but who,
being only surgeons and apothecaries, are not
fee-ed as physicians. It is not so much to extend
their practice as to increase their fees that
they are desirous of being made Doctors.
Degrees conferred even undeservedly upon such
persons can surely do very little harm to the
public. When the University of St. Andrews very
rashly and imprudently conferred a degree upon
one Green who happened to be a stage-doctor,
they no doubt brought much ridicule and discredit
upon themselves, but in what respect did they
hurt the public? Green still continued to be what
he was before, a stage-doctor, and probably never
poisoned a single man more than he would have
done though the honours of graduation had never
been conferred upon him. Stage-doctors,
I must observe, do not much excite the indignation
of the faculty; more reputable quacks do. The
former are too contemptible to be considered as
rivals; they only poison the poor people; and
the copper pence which are thrown up to them
in handkerchiefs could never find their way to
the pocket of a regular physician. It is otherwise
with the latter: they sometimes intercept
a part of what perhaps would have been better
bestowed in another place. Do not all the
old women in the country practise physic without exciting
murmur or complaint? And if here and there a
graduated Doctor should be as ignorant as an old
woman, where can be the great harm? The
beardless old woman indeed takes no fees; the
bearded one does, and it is this circumstance,
I strongly suspect, which exasperates his brethren
so much against him.
There never was, and I will venture to say there never will be, a university from which a degree could give any tolerable security that the person upon whom it had been conferred was fit to practise physic. The strictest universities confer degrees only upon students of a certain standing. Their real motive for requiring this standing is that the student may spend more money among them and that they may make more profit by him. When he has attained this standing therefore, though he still undergoes what they call an examination,


