endeavouring to show what good criticism should be
like. If criticism is so base that there is a
question to be left to a jury as to what damages ought
to be paid for the speaking or writing of it, one
may say at once that it is unworthy of the name of
criticism at all. Slander is not criticism.
But there is a great deal of criticism which may
be called not bona fide, which is yet not malicious.
It is biassed perhaps, even from some charitable motive,
perhaps from some sordid motive, perhaps from indolence,
from a desire to be thought learned or clever, or
what not—in fact, from one or other of
those thousand things which prevent persons from speaking
fairly and straightforwardly. When you take
up the Athenaeum or the Spectator, and
read from those very able reviews an account of the
last new novel, do you think the writer has written
simply what he truly thinks and feels about the matter?
No! he has been told he has been dull of late.
He feels he must write a spicy review. He has
a cold in his head, he is savage accordingly.
A friend of his tells him he knows the author, or
he recognizes the name of a college friend—he
will be lenient. The book is on a subject which
he meant to take up himself; and, without knowing it,
he is jealous. I need not multiply further these
suggestions which will occur to anyone. We all
remember the dinner in Paternoster Row given by Mrs.
Bungay, the publisher’s wife. Bungay and
Bacon are at daggers drawn; each married the sister
of the other, and they were for some time the closest
friends and partners. Since they have separated
it is a furious war between the two publishers, and
no sooner does one bring out a book of travels or
poems, but the rival is in the field with something
similar. We all remember the delight of Mrs.
Bungay when the Hon. Percy Popjoy drives up in a private
hansom with an enormous grey cab horse and a tiger
behind, and Mrs. Bacon is looking out grimly from the
window on the opposite side of the street. “In
the name of commonsense, Mr. Pendennis,” Shandon
asked, “what have you been doing—praising
one of Mr. Bacon’s books? Bungay has been
with me in a fury this morning at seeing a laudatory
article upon one of the works of the odious firm over
the way.” Pen’s eyes opened wide
with astonishment. “Do you mean to say,”
he asked, “that we are to praise no books that
Bacon publishes; or that if the books are good we
are to say that they are bad?” Pen says, “I
would rather starve, by Jove, and never earn another
penny by my pen, than strike an opponent an unfair
blow, or if called upon to place him, rank him below
his honest desert.”


